01 · Roasts
Star Vacuum
69 public repos and only 9 total stars — that's 0.13 stars per repo. Even your README-less C scheduler couldn't generate accidental stars from confused classmates.
The 86% Graveyard
staleRepoRatio of 0.86 means 59 of your 69 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. You're not maintaining a GitHub profile, you're maintaining a museum.
Quality? Never Heard of Her
Across all three scored repos: zero test suites, zero CI pipelines, one project with no README at all. 'Canonical employee' is right there in your bio — do the Canonical repos know?
Burst Coder
Your heatmap looks like an EKG — flatline for months, then a frantic burst of 4-commit days in weeks 21–29, then flatline again. Pick a lane: developer or periodic sprinter.
36 PRs, 0 Stars
You opened 36 pull requests this year on other people's code but couldn't attract a single star to your own. Generous contributor, invisible author.
Built using
Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight37F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
124 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript59%
- JavaScript10%
- Rust8%
- C7%
- C++5%
- Less4%
- Other7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
36
Commits
last 12 months
686
Followers
76
Joined GitHub
Dec 2020
05 · Top repos
r41k0u /
Vibe
A minimal Godot game built for a game jam (Global Game Jam 2022) featuring a music-reactive triangle. Single-author project with basic functionality, no tests or CI, functional GDScript implementation with responsive UI centering across files.
r41k0u /
CacheAssignment
Educational cache implementation with three eviction policies (FIFO, LIFO, LRU) demonstrating template-based OOP in C++, shipped with threading and CMake build.
r41k0u /
Parallelized-DAG-Scheduler
Early-stage C implementation of whale optimization algorithm for DAG task scheduling, with OpenMP parallelization but no documentation, tests, CI, or license.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 19, 2020Joined GitHub
- Jan 28, 2022Created Vibe
- Feb 22, 2024Created CacheAssignment
- Apr 24, 2024Created Parallelized-DAG-Scheduler
- Apr 5, 2026Most recent push to Parallelized-DAG-Scheduler
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.