01 · Roasts
The Betting Man Who Never Bets
Two betting engines (tennis-betting AND valorant-betting) with 0 real data, 0 stars, and 0 live trades between them. You've built a very sophisticated way to lose fake money.
GitHub as a Clipboard
All three repos were created and last-pushed within seconds of each other on the same day. This isn't a commit history — it's a paste operation with extra steps.
1 Commit in 365 Days
totalCommitsYear = 1. Your heatmap looks like a starfield on a moonless night — technically there are dots, but you need a telescope to find them.
Zero Followers, Zero Forks, Zero Stars
Three repos, all zeros across the board. Your entire public GitHub presence has attracted literally no external human interest — not even a sympathy star.
CI? Never Heard of Her
HAS_CI=no on all three repos. You've got strict TypeScript configs with noUncheckedIndexedAccess but won't let a robot run your tests automatically. The discipline is... selective.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight59D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript92%
- HTML5%
- JavaScript3%
- PowerShell0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
1
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Nov 2025
05 · Top repos
radiansnail-1 /
tennis-betting
TypeScript tennis betting engine with Elo-based winner modeling, signal weighting, and Kelly sizing. Ships with synthetic data; typed, tested, structured. Created and last pushed April 29, 2026 (same day); only 1 commit.
radiansnail-1 /
valorant-betting
Narrow, experimental TypeScript paper-trading engine for Valorant esports betting. Typed, well-documented architecture with tests and meaningful repo shape, but brand-new (5 days old, 1 commit), zero adoption, and intentionally limited feature scope.
radiansnail-1 /
strava-mcp-oauth
Early-stage TypeScript MCP server for Strava OAuth on Cloudflare Workers with full auth, webhook, and dashboard UI. Shipped with clean architecture but minimal adoption (0 stars, 16 hours old).
06 · Timeline
- Nov 16, 2025Joined GitHub
- Jan 11, 2026Created strava-mcp-oauth
- Apr 29, 2026Created valorant-betting
- Apr 29, 2026Created tennis-betting
- Apr 29, 2026Most recent push to tennis-betting
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.