01 · Roasts
The Nine-Year Nap
mostRecentPush is 2016-08-18. That's not a sabbatical, that's a geological epoch. zest-ws sneezed out one commit session and went into witness protection.
Ruby and Nothing Else
100% Ruby across all public repos. You've been building software for 25 years across manufacturing, healthcare, and POS — and GitHub has seen exactly one language. The other 24 years are apparently classified.
Stars: Zero. Forks: Zero. Fucks Given: Zero.
totalStars = 0, totalForks = 0, totalPRsYear = 0, totalIssuesYear = 0. A perfect ghost profile. You're on GitHub the same way furniture is 'in' a storage unit.
StaleRepoRatio: 1.0
Every single public repo is abandoned. That's not a ratio, that's a manifesto. The heatmap looks busy but the last pulse was before the iPhone 7 launched.
25 Years, 37 Commits
The bio says 25 years of building software. The commit log says 37 commits in the past year, all of which appear to be ancient. That's roughly 1.5 commits per year of experience. Compounding interest this is not.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight45D
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
278 active days
Language distribution
- Ruby100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
37
Followers
23
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Apr 4, 2009Joined GitHub
- Aug 18, 2016Created zest-ws
- Aug 18, 2016Most recent push to zest-ws
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.