01 · Roasts
14-Year Retirement Plan
fabulxc was created and abandoned on the same day in 2011. That's not a project — that's a commit with ambitions.
88% Graveyard
staleRepoRatio of 0.88 means 88% of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a digital cemetery.
Zero PRs, Zero Issues, Zero Mercy
totalPRsYear=0, totalIssuesYear=0. In the past year you haven't opened a single PR or issue. GitHub is aware you exist only because of a password-in-plaintext Python file from 2011.
53 Commits Across 2 Weeks
All 53 of your commits this year are crammed into about 2 heatmap weeks, then silence. You code like you're on a nature retreat with spotty WiFi.
The README That Isn't
agilecup.org's README is literally just a git checkout command. That's not documentation, that's a Post-it note stuck to an empty room.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight17F
- Depth15% weight25F
- Breadth10% weight35F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
11 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript70%
- Fluent26%
- CSS2%
- Python1%
- HTML1%
- Shell0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
16
Commits
last 12 months
53
Followers
29
Joined GitHub
Jan 2011
05 · Top repos
raphaelpierquin /
agileopenfrance
Archive of Agile Open France 2011–2013 conference notes and session artifacts; sparse documentation, no tests/CI, minimal maintenance since 2013.
raphaelpierquin /
fabulxc
Minimal one-off Fabric wrapper for LXC container operations, created and abandoned in single day (2011). No tests, CI, license, or sustained development. Pure Python script without typing or modern tooling.
raphaelpierquin /
agilecup.org
Minimal website scaffold with no substantive source files in main branch; core content deferred to gh-pages branch. README redirects to separate branch rather than documenting the project.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 5, 2011Joined GitHub
- Jan 19, 2011Created agileopenfrance — compte rendu de l'agile open
- Mar 28, 2011Created agilecup.org — Agile Cup website
- Nov 16, 2011Created fabulxc — fabric script to create lxc container
- Jan 26, 2013Most recent push to agileopenfrance
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.