01 · Roasts
The Follower Paradox
263 followers but only 27 total stars and 44 commits in a year. You've somehow built an audience for a portfolio that barely shows up to work — impressive social engineering, questionable engineering engineering.
VB6 Called, It Wants Its ADODB Back
AgendaRS ships the same contact manager in VB6, PHP 5, AND Java Swing. That's not breadth — that's a professor saying 'now do it again' three times, and you complied.
44 Commits, 52 Weeks
The heatmap tells the real story: roughly 30 weeks of the year are completely dark. At 44 commits annually, you're averaging less than one commit per week. The repo is on life support.
CI/CD Who?
Zero tests, zero CI pipelines across every single analyzed repo. You're deploying a law firm's website with no safety net. Opposing counsel has better QA than this.
1,383 Following, 1 Direction
You follow 1,383 people but only 5 PRs opened this year. All that feed-scrolling and you still haven't found a project worth contributing to.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
50 active days
Language distribution
- PHP32%
- Jupyter Notebook24%
- CSS19%
- Visual Basic 6.011%
- Java10%
- HTML2%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
27
Commits
last 12 months
44
Followers
263
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
relson /
thiagoalencaradvogado.adv.br
Jekyll-based legal services website (law firm portfolio site) with 81.5 KB codebase, typed CSS design system, structured layout, and content. 25 recent commits show active development but limited architectural scope; no tests/CI; minimal documentation.
relson /
AgendaRS
College coursework project ported across three languages (VB6, PHP, Java Swing) with basic contact/task management. Minimal adoption (4 stars), no tests/CI, thin documentation files, and dated dependencies (PHP 5, VB6 ADODB).
relson /
dotfiles
Minimal dotfiles scaffold with only a stub README.md and basic Mac setup notes. No code, tests, CI, or meaningful documentation beyond link lists. 4 commits over 10 months suggests experimental one-off project.
06 · Timeline
- May 5, 2009Joined GitHub
- May 21, 2012Created AgendaRS — Primeiro projeto de faculdade em que fiz uma modelagem, inicialmente feito em Visual Basic 6 com base de dados MS Access, inicialmente migrado para o PHP e SQL utilizando a o PHP G
- Apr 20, 2025Created dotfiles
- Feb 20, 2026Created thiagoalencaradvogado.adv.br
- Mar 11, 2026Most recent push to thiagoalencaradvogado.adv.br
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.