01 · Roasts
89% Abandoned
15 of your 17 repos haven't seen a push in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a graveyard with good SEO.
The One-Day Wunderkind
inkfeed was created AND last pushed on consecutive days (Nov 29–30, 2024). That's not a shipping cadence, that's a weekend mood.
Zero Commits This Year
totalCommitsYear=0. The heatmap looks like a star field with a 48-week power outage. Even bots commit more.
674 Followers, 0 PRs
You've somehow accumulated 674 followers while contributing exactly 0 PRs and 0 issues in the past year. Reputation is running on fumes.
Six Languages, No Depth
JavaScript, Go, Dart, Python, Obj-C — impressive breadth. Too bad no single repo exceeds a 5-day sprint. Polyglot tourist visa, not residency.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight10F
- Quality20% weight39F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
11 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript52%
- HTML23%
- Dart8%
- Python7%
- Go5%
- Objective-C3%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
674
Joined GitHub
Nov 2016
05 · Top repos
ristri /
inkfeed
Early-stage Reddit client for e-ink devices written in Go with minimal JavaScript. Ships README, Go types, structured templates, and Docker support, but only 1 day old with 8 commits across 1 day, no tests or CI.
ristri /
whatsappstat
A personal WhatsApp chat parsing and visualization tool with basic regex-driven analysis. Works as intended but lacks tests, CI, TypeScript, and architectural depth. Five-day sprint project (May 10–15, 2018) with minimal ongoing maintenance.
ristri /
imgdl
Minimal Python web scraper for downloading img tags. Untyped, no tests/CI, lacks error handling and robust URL validation. Basic educational utility with light maintenance over 6+ years.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 28, 2016Joined GitHub
- Jun 26, 2017Created imgdl — Python script for downloading images on a webpage.
- May 10, 2018Created whatsappstat — Tool for parsing and visualising your Whatsapp Chats.
- Nov 29, 2024Created inkfeed — Inkfeed is a lightweight, alternative Reddit client specifically designed for e-ink devices like Kindle.
- Nov 30, 2024Most recent push to inkfeed
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.