01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Tundra
52 weeks of pure zeros. Every single cell. Roberto's contribution graph looks like a blank canvas someone forgot to paint — totalCommitsYear: 0 and not a single public commit to show for it.
92% Graveyard Curator
With a stale repo ratio of 0.92, Roberto is less a software engineer and more a digital archaeologist maintaining 59 out of 64 repos as fossils. The portfolio is a museum, not a workshop.
One-Hit Wonder
rack-jsonp-middleware carries the entire profile on its back — 44 of 130 total stars, all 5 external contributors, and the only repo worth citing. Everything else is trivia.
Ruby Fan-boy (Nothing Else)
The bio says 'Go aficionado' but the language breakdown screams Ruby (55%) + Shell (32%). Where's the Go? Where's the systems work? The domainGuess says 'systems' but the repos say 'middleware from 2010.'
Streak: Zero Days
With 0 commits in the past year and a heatmap that's completely dark, Roberto's longest streak is technically 0. The most recent push timestamp exists, but the year-long contribution record is existentially empty.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Ruby55%
- Shell32%
- HTML5%
- Lua2%
- TypeScript2%
- CSS2%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
24
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
68
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
robertodecurnex /
rack-jsonp-middleware
Production-ready Rack JSONP middleware with clean implementation, comprehensive test suite, and CI pipeline. Lightweight utility solving a specific cross-domain JSON-P problem with security-conscious callback validation.
robertodecurnex /
twttr
Twitter API v2 Ruby client library with clean modular design, OAuth1.0a auth, and comprehensive test coverage. Early-stage gem with 1 star, but solid engineering foundations.
robertodecurnex /
J50Npi
Lightweight JSONP helper library from 2010. Pure JavaScript, ~11KB total, with README but no tests, CI, or type safety. Last update Feb 2021 after 11-year dormancy.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 22, 2009Joined GitHub
- Dec 23, 2010Created J50Npi — JSONP helper (pure JS)
- Dec 27, 2010Created rack-jsonp-middleware — A Rack JSONP middleware
- Dec 21, 2021Created twttr — Twitter API v2 Interface
- Jan 30, 2026Most recent push to twttr
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.