01 · Roasts
GitHub as time capsule
Your most recent push was June 2018 — six years ago. Your most active repo was created and abandoned in a single afternoon in 2009. GitHub remembers, even if you've moved on.
The RapidShare Eulogy
Your headline project, rsget, is a download script for a file-hosting service that shut down in 2015. You built tooling for vaporware before the vaporware evaporated. Bold strategy.
riak: a name, nothing more
You created a repo called 'riak', made one commit, added zero files, and walked away in 2013. Eleven years of staring into the void. The void won.
Language detector threw its hands up
langPcts = [{language: 'Unknown', pct: 100}]. GitHub's language detector — which can identify Brainfuck and FORTRAN — looked at your repos and simply gave up.
Tech Director energy, GitHub tourist output
Bio says Tech Director at Delivery Hero. Public GitHub shows 0 commits this year, 3 repos, and a heatmap that's basically a blank canvas. The real work is clearly happening somewhere GitHub will never see.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight17F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight5F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
19 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
14
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
roberval /
rsget
One-shot dump: a single-file Python script for RapidShare downloads, last updated 2009 with minimal commits, no tests/CI/typing, bare README. Historical artifact with zero modern tooling.
roberval /
microservices-lab
Empty scaffold consisting only of Spring configuration files. No source code, no documentation, no tests, no structure—purely a configuration dump from 2018 with minimal commits and zero adoption signal.
roberval /
riak
Empty scaffold with no commits since creation in 2013, no README, no files, no license, and no development history. Appears to be an abandoned placeholder.
06 · Timeline
- May 2, 2009Joined GitHub
- May 2, 2009Created rsget — RapidShare downloader (for premium users)
- Mar 21, 2013Created riak
- May 29, 2018Created microservices-lab
- Jun 1, 2018Most recent push to microservices-lab
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.