01 · Roasts
The 7-Commit Year
Seven whole commits in the past year. That's one commit every 52 days. Your keyboard's spacebar sees more action from accidentally leaning on the desk.
README? More Like READ-NOTHING
Your most recent repo's entire README is the phrase 'stuff for claude.' That's not documentation — that's a sticky note you left yourself and forgot.
Empty Repo Collector
TheOrchestratorsDynamicDesktop is 0 KB, 0 files, and pure vibes. The name alone is doing more engineering than the codebase.
The One-Hour Wonder
nesso-n1 — your best repo — was created and abandoned within 60 minutes. It's your magnum opus and it's younger than a pizza delivery.
15-Year Veteran, 3 Stars Total
Joined GitHub in 2009. Across 15+ years, the portfolio has accumulated 3 stars and 0 forks. That's 0.2 stars per year. Compound interest this is not.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight18F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
186 active days
Language distribution
- C++59%
- Python33%
- Shell5%
- Dockerfile4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
7
Followers
12
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
rogerguess /
nesso-n1
Personal Arduino sketch project demonstrating button and touch screen handling on Nesso N1 hardware using M5Unified library. Well-documented single sketch with typed language (C++), clear README, and proper structure, but minimal scope with only 1 main file and recent creation (under 1 hour old).
rogerguess /
claude-army-knife
Empty scaffold created minutes ago with minimal README ("stuff for claude") and no source code sampled. Represents a one-off dump with zero commits beyond initialization.
rogerguess /
TheOrchestratorsDynamicDesktop
Empty scaffold with zero commits, no files, no documentation, and no meaningful content. Created and pushed on same timestamp with no actual development work.
06 · Timeline
- May 4, 2009Joined GitHub
- Nov 19, 2025Created nesso-n1 — Arduino Nesso N1 examples: Button and touch screen interaction using M5Unified library
- Jan 6, 2026Created claude-army-knife — stuff for claude
- Mar 30, 2026Created TheOrchestratorsDynamicDesktop — Give your macOS Spaces a visual identity — distinct colors, labels, and curtain-drop thumbnails for Mission Control. Never lose track of where you are again.
- Mar 30, 2026Most recent push to TheOrchestratorsDynamicDesktop
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.