01 · Roasts
The Ghost of C# Past
66% of your public bytes are C# yet not a single scored C# repo made the cut. Where are all those projects — locked in a private vault or buried in the 80% of repos you haven't touched in 2+ years?
42 Public Commits, Whole Year
42 public commits in a full year puts you in 'weekend tourist' territory. Good thing privateWorkLikely saved you from an even more embarrassing Consistency score — your heatmap clearly shows you're busy somewhere we can't see.
LSM Tree: The 2-Day Wonder
You pushed an LSM tree implementation with no README, no license, no sstable persistence logic, and called it a day — literally, in 2 days. The sstable.go file exists purely as a monument to ambition.
11 Total Stars Across 52 Repos
52 public repos have collectively earned 11 stars. That's a 0.21 stars-per-repo batting average. myrrh-rs is carrying 5 of them on its back while the other 51 repos watch silently.
Community of One
2 PRs and 1 issue opened this entire year. With 18 followers and a follower/following ratio of 1.2:1, your GitHub social graph is more of a handshake with yourself than a network.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
229 active days
Language distribution
- C#66%
- Java16%
- TeX4%
- TypeScript3%
- JavaScript3%
- Rust2%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
30
Commits
last 12 months
42
Followers
18
Joined GitHub
May 2012
05 · Top repos
rorymalcolm /
myrrh-rs
Specialized Rust tool converting JSON to TypeScript types using Merkle tree with type squashing. Well-structured, tested, with CI. Niche utility with minimal adoption (5 stars, 0 forks) but demonstrates sustained, serious engineering.
rorymalcolm /
cf-workers-typescript-esmodules-example
TypeScript Cloudflare Workers ESM example with 1 star; minimal scope (2 handler files), no tests/CI, but well-structured config and clear documentation of module setup patterns. ~4-year maintenance window despite low visibility suggests personal reference.
rorymalcolm /
lsm
Early-stage LSM tree implementation in Go with concurrent memtables and skip lists. Typed, benchmarked, but unpublished, undocumented, incomplete (sstable unfinished), and created 2 days ago with 2 commits total.
06 · Timeline
- May 21, 2012Joined GitHub
- Dec 20, 2021Created cf-workers-typescript-esmodules-example — An example of using the new style ESModules syntax for a Cloudflare Worker in TypeScript
- Jun 30, 2022Created myrrh-rs — Takes thorny JSON blobs and coverts them into a corresponding TypeScript type
- Apr 20, 2026Created lsm
- Apr 22, 2026Most recent push to lsm
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.