01 · Roasts
Ghost in the Machine
1 commit in the past year — and it was creating an empty folder called 'hosting-stuff'. Your heatmap looks like a solar eclipse with no sun.
SQL Injection Connoisseur
blimp-server has raw string interpolation in db_manager.query() calls throughout core/*.py. You spent 2 years building a backend that's one POST request away from catastrophe.
2-Second Commit Window
automata was born and completed in a 2-second push window on 2025-03-14. Even your Python game didn't need a second thought.
80% Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio = 0.80 — 4 out of 5 of your repos are abandoned. GitHub is your attic, not your workshop.
Follower-to-Following Singularity
3 followers, 0 following. You're not part of the community — you're a read-only node with a PolyAI bio and one commit to show for 2025.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight30F
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript81%
- HTML9%
- Dart5%
- Java1%
- CSS1%
- Python1%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
1
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Apr 2013
05 · Top repos
rossxhunter /
blimp-server
Holiday itinerary planning backend with Flask API integrating Amadeus flights, hotels, and POI recommendations. No README, no tests, 0 stars; appears to be a personal portfolio project with substantial scope but significant code quality issues.
rossxhunter /
automata
A single-commit, one-day-old Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock game written in Python. Minimal scope with typed code and basic test coverage, but no CI, license, or sustained development history.
rossxhunter /
hosting-stuff
Empty scaffold repository created 2025-07-02 with single commit, no files, no documentation, no tests, or license.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 4, 2013Joined GitHub
- Mar 21, 2020Created blimp-server
- Mar 14, 2025Created automata
- Jul 2, 2025Created hosting-stuff
- Jul 2, 2025Most recent push to hosting-stuff
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.