01 · Roasts
The One-Afternoon Coder
Vending-machine was conceived, built, and committed in under 26 minutes. That's less time than it takes to microwave leftovers — and about as nutritious for your portfolio.
Ghost Town Heatmap
Your entire year of GitHub activity fits into roughly 10 non-zero heatmap cells. The tumbleweeds are getting lonely out there.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Followers
A perfectly symmetric triple-zero across stars, forks, and followers. You've achieved statistical invisibility — that's actually quite hard to do with two repos pushed in 2026.
No CI Allowed
Neither repo has CI. You wrote tests for Restaurants-near-you, which is genuinely commendable — but they've never been run by a machine that isn't yours.
Academy Award for Most Academic Projects
A restaurant finder and a vending machine — two classic CS exercise archetypes. All you're missing is a linked list implementation and the trifecta is complete.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
6 active days
Language distribution
- Java78%
- Python15%
- HTML7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
30
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Mar 2025
05 · Top repos
rujul77 /
Restaurants-near-you
Personal Flask project searching UK restaurants via Just Eat API. Clean structure with tests, but no CI, untyped Python, 0 stars, and ~27KB codebase—clearly experimental work.
rujul77 /
Vending-machine
Educational vending machine simulator in Java with clean separation of Admin/Customer APIs, comprehensive javadoc, and hardcoded test coverage, but minimal real-world adoption signals and sparse architectural depth.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 18, 2025Joined GitHub
- Mar 24, 2026Created Restaurants-near-you — A Flask web app that searches UK restaurants by postcode using the Just Eat API, displaying results as Bootstrap cards.
- Apr 2, 2026Created Vending-machine
- Jul 11, 2026Most recent push to Restaurants-near-you
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.