01 · Roasts
The 4-Day Architect
apex-search was created AND abandoned in the same long weekend — 10 commits over 4 days, 0 forks, 0 follow-up. Bold of you to call it a 'library' and then never touch it again.
Test? Never Heard of Her
Three repos scored, three repos with HAS_TESTS=no and HAS_CI=no. 149 PRs opened this year and yet your own projects remain in a testing-free utopia. Physician, heal thyself.
Stars Are Hard
19 total stars across 40 public repos. That's 0.475 stars per repo. At this rate you'll hit a GitHub trending page sometime around 2087.
Graveyard Curator
65% of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital cemetery with a really active groundskeeper.
Night Owl Shipping Champion
79% of commits are after hours. 1,439 commits in a year and yet 19 total stars. You are out here working the night shift at a store no one visits.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight44D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
238 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript46%
- Svelte22%
- Python18%
- HTML11%
- CSS3%
- TypeScript0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
23
Commits
last 12 months
1,439
Followers
33
Joined GitHub
Mar 2020
05 · Top repos
safwansamsudeen /
frappe_search
Frappe-integrated full-text search module using Tantivy. Typed Python, structured multi-file layout with API wrapper and doctype integration, README with config details. Limited production adoption (7 stars), no tests/CI, modest commit history across ~6 weeks.
safwansamsudeen /
quote-undistractor
Personal Chrome extension project by a high school sophomore built over a weekend for Take Back Your Internet hackathon. Shows motivational quotes on Google to reduce distraction. Untyped JavaScript, no tests/CI, but with functioning config UI and external API integration.
safwansamsudeen /
apex-search
Personal full-text search library wrapping Tantivy, 5 stars, ~4 days old (2024-03-27 to 2024-03-31), 10 commits. Typed Python missing, no tests/CI, thin output despite functional README.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 20, 2020Joined GitHub
- Dec 11, 2022Created quote-undistractor
- Feb 2, 2024Created frappe_search
- Mar 27, 2024Created apex-search
- Dec 18, 2024Most recent push to quote-undistractor
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.