01 · Roasts
The Year of Living Quietly
29 commits in a year, scattered across roughly 10 non-zero heatmap days. That's not a contribution graph — it's a connect-the-dots puzzle with most dots missing.
95% Jupyter, 0% Production
95% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks — the format that screams 'I watched a tutorial.' Every cell is a breadcrumb trail back to a Kaggle course you didn't finish.
10-Day Wonder
habit-tracker is your strongest project by far: 28 commits, Firebase, Recharts, heatmaps. It's also 10 days old and has no README, no tests, no license. Speed-running the checklist.
73% Abandoned
Nearly three-quarters of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig site.
Social Proof: 1 Follower
0 PRs, 0 issues, 1 follower (probably you). The internet has collectively decided to look elsewhere.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight38F
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight35F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
19 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook95%
- Java3%
- JavaScript2%
- HTML0%
- CSS0%
- Python0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
15
Commits
last 12 months
29
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Aug 2021
05 · Top repos
sauravJ14 /
habit-tracker
React habit-tracking app with Firebase backend, dark mode, charts (recharts), and progress visualization. Fresh project (10 days old) with 28 commits, typed-capable JSX, structured src/, but lacks README, tests, CI, and TypeScript.
sauravJ14 /
jupyter
Collection of ~20 personal Jupyter notebook projects exploring finance, 911 calls, Amazon sales, and Google Trends. Minimal stars (1), no tests/license. Notebooks show learning-in-progress style with incomplete code cells and tutorial-derived content.
sauravJ14 /
sauravJ14
Profile README only; no source code, no projects, no architecture. Generic template-styled bio with social links and skill badges. 8KB repo with minimal substance.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 15, 2021Joined GitHub
- Nov 23, 2022Created sauravJ14
- Nov 24, 2022Created jupyter
- Nov 21, 2025Created habit-tracker
- Dec 1, 2025Most recent push to habit-tracker
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.