01 · Roasts
The Button That Does Nothing
Gur-Prime's flagship AI chat has a send button that pauses for 3 seconds and clears your input — no API call, no response, no backend. It's less AI chat and more AI anxiety simulation.
CommunityOS: Committed in 45 Seconds
CommunityOS was created, scaffolded, and apparently abandoned before the IDE finished loading. One commit, zero code, infinite ambition — the GitHub equivalent of a New Year's resolution.
507 Commits, 7 Stars Total
A year of coding across 62 repos and the entire portfolio has accumulated 7 stars. That's one star per 72 commits. The ratio is not the vibe.
Template Repo With No Template Users
gitforgery is a Bubble Tea CLI template with 3 workflow files (build, lint, release) for a 60-line main.go that nobody has forked. You out-engineered the product by a factor of 10.
Polyglot in Theory, TypeScript in Practice
Six languages on the profile, but TypeScript alone is 60% of all bytes. Rust and C++ clock in at 3% each — enough to list on a résumé, not enough to actually suffer with.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
174 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript60%
- Python13%
- HTML8%
- JavaScript4%
- Rust3%
- C++3%
- Other9%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
39
Commits
last 12 months
507
Followers
55
Joined GitHub
Dec 2020
05 · Top repos
sauryagur /
Mirage
Full-stack AR location-based game (Express backend + React/Vite frontend) with Firebase/Firestore integration, geolocation queries, and Docker deployment. Well-documented maintainer guide, typed TypeScript throughout, modular structure (backend/locar_vite). No license, no tests or CI. Recent active development (30 of l
sauryagur /
unicycle
Early-stage Go backend for a campus bicycle-sharing system with comprehensive OpenAPI spec and GORM models, but mostly stub implementations and no tests, CI, or license.
sauryagur /
gitforgery
Minimal template repo for Bubble Tea CLI apps; typed Go with CI/CD configs but only ~100 LOC, no tests, 1 recent commit in 2.5 months.
sauryagur /
Gur-Prime
Personal portfolio/AI chat project mixing Next.js frontend (animate-ai-chat, typed layout) with Python ML training scripts, no README or docs, 23 commits over 10 days, unfinished state with stubbed message handlers.
sauryagur /
sauryagur
Personal GitHub profile README generator using GitHub GraphQL API to display stats. Zero stars, untyped Python, no tests or type hints. Limited adoption, structured but thin documentation and minimal architectural scope.
sauryagur /
CommunityOS
Empty scaffold Firebase project with minimal configuration. Single commit 45 seconds after creation, no meaningful code, no documentation, no tests or CI. Only boilerplate and commented-out examples.
sauryagur /
lexica
Early-stage Python project scaffold with zero stars, no README/docs, no tests/CI, and minimal functional code (placeholder "Hello from api!" main). Created Feb 2026, 30 commits in ~7 weeks suggests modest sustained effort but lacks substance.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 2, 2020Joined GitHub
- May 20, 2025Created sauryagur
- Nov 7, 2025Created Mirage
- Feb 12, 2026Created lexica
- Apr 8, 2026Created gitforgery
- Apr 25, 2026Created CommunityOS
- Jun 3, 2026Created unicycle
- Jun 9, 2026Created Gur-Prime
- Jun 25, 2026Most recent push to sauryagur
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.