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sbisbee

Sam Bisbee

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Museum Curator

Your entire GitHub is a museum: sag (2021), sag-js (2016), node-pandoc (2014). staleRepoRatio = 1.0 — not one repo pushed in the last 2 years. You didn't retire, you just stopped filing paperwork.

149 Stars, Zero Commits This Year

sag earned 149 stars and 50 forks — genuinely impressive for a niche CouchDB library — but your heatmap is 52 straight weeks of nothing. Fame without follow-through is just a Wikipedia page.

72% C, 0% Commits

Your language breakdown screams serious systems programmer (72% C, 19% Perl, Assembly makes an appearance), yet totalCommitsYear = 0. The robots are more active than you.

Serial Abandoner

sag → self-declared unmaintained. sag-js → explicitly archived. node-pandoc → last seen when Obama was president. There's a pattern here and it's not 'iterative development.'

77 Followers Watching Tumbleweeds

77 people followed you expecting content. Your heatmap is a flat line. That's not a following, that's a support group.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    46D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

0 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • C72%
  • Perl19%
  • JavaScript4%
  • Assembly2%
  • PHP1%
  • Shell1%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

26

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

77

Joined GitHub

May 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. May 5, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Mar 27, 2010
    Created sag — A simple but powerful PHP library for talking to CouchDB.
  3. Nov 2, 2011
    Created node-pandoc — A wrapper around the pandoc tool for node.
  4. Nov 30, 2011
    Created sag-js — A simple but powerful Node.js library for talking to CouchDB.
  5. Aug 24, 2021
    Most recent push to sag

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total50.9
Top-end curve+2.8
Final overall53.7

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
sbisbee · 53.7/100 — Rate My GitHub