01 · Roasts
29 Commits in a Year
You pushed 29 times in the last 12 months. That's roughly once every 12.6 days. Your repo count is 39, so statistically most repos were completely ignored — confirmed by a 67% stale ratio.
CI/CD? Never Heard of Her
Zero repos across the scored portfolio have CI or tests. mqtt_heartbeat reconnects inside an infinite loop, CheerClock skips type hints — you ship fast and pray faster.
One-Star Wonder
23 of your 34 total stars come from a single IoT clock project. Remove CheerClock and your entire GitHub presence has 11 stars across 38 repos. That's... efficient pessimism.
argv[1] Through argv[6]
mqtt_heartbeat configures a production MQTT client with raw sys.argv[1-6] — no argparse, no validation, no error handling. One missing argument and the whole container crashes silently.
Joined 2009, Still Warming Up
You joined GitHub in April 2009 — 15+ years ago. The account has 39 repos, 34 total stars, and 29 commits in the last year. The lore is there; the output, less so.
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Zoral
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zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight46D
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight44D
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
254 active days
Language distribution
- Python60%
- Arduino24%
- HTML6%
- Processing5%
- Shell4%
- Dockerfile1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
15
Commits
last 12 months
29
Followers
21
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
seanosteen /
CheerClock
MicroPython IoT clock project for Pimoroni Galactic Unicorn hardware with NTP sync and Cheerlights color API integration. Well-documented, typed Python (untyped MicroPython), clear structure with hardware-specific code and multi-threaded design for non-blocking clock display.
seanosteen /
mqtt_heartbeat
Simple Python MQTT heartbeat publisher in a Docker container. Has README and Dockerfile, but untyped code, no tests/CI, minimal project scope (~14 KB), and environment variable parsing via argv with no error handling.
seanosteen /
RaspberryPiBeret
Personal IoT hardware project built with MicroPython for a Raspberry Pi Pico W controlling NeoPixel LEDs via multithreaded web interface. Functional demo but minimal documentation and no tests.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 13, 2009Joined GitHub
- Aug 26, 2022Created RaspberryPiBeret — Using a Raspberry Pi PICO W, some NeoPixel LEDs, and MicroPython the make an IoT Safety Beret
- Nov 22, 2022Created CheerClock — Pimoroni Galactic Unicorn, Raspberry Pi Pico W, Micropython, NTP Clock with Cheerlights colored background
- Mar 9, 2023Created mqtt_heartbeat — A Python container that attaches to an MQTT broker to publish heartbeat timestamps
- Mar 20, 2026Most recent push to mqtt_heartbeat
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.