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seanosteen

Sean O'Steen

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

29 Commits in a Year

You pushed 29 times in the last 12 months. That's roughly once every 12.6 days. Your repo count is 39, so statistically most repos were completely ignored — confirmed by a 67% stale ratio.

CI/CD? Never Heard of Her

Zero repos across the scored portfolio have CI or tests. mqtt_heartbeat reconnects inside an infinite loop, CheerClock skips type hints — you ship fast and pray faster.

One-Star Wonder

23 of your 34 total stars come from a single IoT clock project. Remove CheerClock and your entire GitHub presence has 11 stars across 38 repos. That's... efficient pessimism.

argv[1] Through argv[6]

mqtt_heartbeat configures a production MQTT client with raw sys.argv[1-6] — no argparse, no validation, no error handling. One missing argument and the whole container crashes silently.

Joined 2009, Still Warming Up

You joined GitHub in April 2009 — 15+ years ago. The account has 39 repos, 34 total stars, and 29 commits in the last year. The lore is there; the output, less so.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    46D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    35F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    44D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    45D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

254 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • Python60%
  • Arduino24%
  • HTML6%
  • Processing5%
  • Shell4%
  • Dockerfile1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

15

Commits

last 12 months

29

Followers

21

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 13, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Aug 26, 2022
    Created RaspberryPiBeret — Using a Raspberry Pi PICO W, some NeoPixel LEDs, and MicroPython the make an IoT Safety Beret
  3. Nov 22, 2022
    Created CheerClock — Pimoroni Galactic Unicorn, Raspberry Pi Pico W, Micropython, NTP Clock with Cheerlights colored background
  4. Mar 9, 2023
    Created mqtt_heartbeat — A Python container that attaches to an MQTT broker to publish heartbeat timestamps
  5. Mar 20, 2026
    Most recent push to mqtt_heartbeat

07 · Compare

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seanosteen · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total44.5
Top-end curve+1.6
Final overall46.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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