01 · Roasts
10 Years, 3 Repos
Joined GitHub in 2014 and produced 3 repos — that's roughly one repo every 3.3 years. At this pace, you'll have a full portfolio by 2060.
The 3-Hour Portfolio
Your most substantial project, 'about', was built in 3 hours and contains a single 'Hello WORLD' placeholder. The README says 'About Shamly Mackey' — and then stops, as if the mystery is the whole point.
SCSS Heavyweight
44% of your codebase is SCSS — from a Jekyll theme you didn't write. You're being credited for someone else's stylesheets on a site with no actual content.
The 27-Minute React Native Career
'react-native-design' was born and abandoned in 27 minutes in 2019. No source code, no gitignore, just a README that's literally only a title. Bold arc.
Self-Hosting Addict, No Public Code
Bio says 'if it runs in Docker, it's probably on my NAS' — yet GitHub shows 0 commits in the last year and 0 stars lifetime. The NAS stays private, apparently.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight10F
- Quality20% weight17F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight45D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
49 active days
Language distribution
- SCSS44%
- Java21%
- HTML18%
- Ruby10%
- Shell7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Jun 2014
05 · Top repos
shamlymackey /
about
Jekyll-based personal "about" site with minimal content, 0 stars/forks, created 2024-09-20, 10 commits in 3 hours. Barebones index page, placeholder SCSS, theme configuration but no substantive project work.
shamlymackey /
react-native-design
Empty scaffold project with minimal README, no source code substance, zero stars/forks, and single-day development window (2 commits in 27 minutes on 2019-07-08).
shamlymackey /
hello-world
Minimal tutorial/learning repo from git-it exercise with only a trivial readme.txt file and no substantive code, tests, or architecture.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 23, 2014Joined GitHub
- Jun 30, 2019Created hello-world — Testing out git-it
- Jul 8, 2019Created react-native-design — Testing app designs
- Sep 20, 2024Created about — About Shamly Mackey
- Sep 20, 2024Most recent push to about
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.