01 · Roasts
Test-Free Zone
Seven repos, zero test files. Not a single `describe()`, `it()`, or `assert` to be found. Wallendar is live in production and still ships with a blindfold on — hope those canvas renders never break.
CI? Never Heard of Her
62 PRs opened this year on other people's repos, yet somehow your own repos have never seen a GitHub Actions YAML. You review others' pipelines but won't run one for yourself.
Heatmap Cliff Diver
Weeks 13–33 look like a developer in full beast mode (daily 3–4 level commits). Then week 34 arrives and the graph flatlines like a monitor on Grey's Anatomy. Seasonal affective coding disorder?
Spring Boot One-Shot
springboot-kafka was created, had its event handlers stubbed out (literally empty `onOpen`, `onClosed`, `onError` methods), and abandoned. At least give the Wikimedia events a proper goodbye.
README Hoarder
shm-dtt is a profile README repo with 30 commits over 2.8 years and 64 KB of bio updates. That's more sustained attention than springboot-kafka, react-tables, or any repo with actual source code.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight56D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
129 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript63%
- JavaScript12%
- Java9%
- CSS7%
- MDX4%
- HTML2%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
31
Commits
last 12 months
284
Followers
38
Joined GitHub
Jan 2021
05 · Top repos
shm-dtt /
wallendar
Aesthetic calendar wallpaper generator with Next.js/TypeScript, REST API, OAuth auth, S3 uploads, Prisma ORM, and canvas rendering. Shipped with working product (wallendar.shop), structured multi-file codebase, but lacks test coverage and CI.
shm-dtt /
nest
TypeScript Next.js web app simulating Wi-Fi signal strength across custom floor plans with wall material attenuation; functional interactive tool with physics-based calculations, but no tests, CI, or production indicators.
shm-dtt /
portfolio-v2
Personal portfolio website built with Next.js 16, TypeScript, and Tailwind CSS. Features MDX blog with dynamic OG image generation, project showcase, and smooth animations using GSAP. Well-structured and typed but lacks tests/CI and has minimal external adoption (1 star).
shm-dtt /
spotify-status
TypeScript React component for displaying Spotify playback status with API polling. Well-typed, structured Next.js app with responsive marquee text, but minimal scope (1 star, personal project, no tests/CI).
shm-dtt /
springboot-kafka
Minimal Spring Boot + Kafka integration project consuming Wikimedia event stream into database. Lacks README, tests, CI, and meaningful documentation despite being Java/typed.
shm-dtt /
shm-dtt
GitHub profile config repo with only README profile content; 30 commits over 2.8 years show maintenance but minimal functional substance or architectural depth.
shm-dtt /
react-tables
Minimal React demo project using react-table library with basic, filtering, sorting, and pagination examples. No README, no tests, no CI, no license, untyped JavaScript. Last commit 2+ years in future (clock issue). ~124KB codebase demonstrates table patterns but lacks documentation and production readiness.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 16, 2021Joined GitHub
- May 21, 2023Created shm-dtt — Config files for my GitHub profile
- May 30, 2023Created react-tables
- Jan 28, 2024Created portfolio-v2 — My portfolio v2, more polished with more things to explore
- Mar 1, 2024Created springboot-kafka — Real world project for Wikimedia
- Apr 5, 2025Created nest — Web App for finding the best spot for your Wi-Fi router
- Apr 11, 2025Created spotify-status — React Component to show my Spotify playing status
- Sep 2, 2025Created wallendar — Wallpapers with calendar, but aesthetic.
- Apr 20, 2026Most recent push to wallendar
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.