01 · Roasts
Jupyter Notebook Hoarder
62% of your GitHub is Jupyter Notebooks — likely a graveyard of half-finished ML experiments. You're not a data scientist, you just have the receipts of trying to become one.
4 Commits, Big Dreams
bounded-mpmc is genuinely well-written Rust — but you shipped it yesterday with 4 commits and 0 stars. The README is more confident than your commit history.
Two Portfolios, Zero Hirings
You have both a vanilla HTML portfolio AND a Next.js portfolio. Rebuilding your personal site doesn't count as shipping a product, no matter how many times you do it.
56 Commits, 52 Weeks
That's barely 1 commit per week on average. The heatmap looks like a QR code for a dead link — patches of activity separated by weeks of silence.
Net Consumer
19 followers, 66 following, 4 PRs all year, 0 issues opened. You consume the open-source ecosystem like a tourist at a buffet but never leave a tip.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
75 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook62%
- TypeScript19%
- HTML9%
- Python3%
- CSS3%
- JavaScript2%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
26
Commits
last 12 months
56
Followers
19
Joined GitHub
Nov 2021
05 · Top repos
shubhamessier /
bounded-mpmc
A well-crafted bounded MPMC queue implementation in Rust using Vyukov's lock-free algorithm, with comprehensive benchmarks and tests. Created 1-2 days ago with 4 commits, no external dependencies, but extremely narrow scope and zero adoption.
shubhamessier /
gaurshubham.com
Personal portfolio site built with Next.js + TypeScript. Clean, minimal design with interactive components. No tests, CI, or README; TypeScript + structured layout supports 45 quality; 30 commits in ~8 months indicates modest ongoing maintenance but thin architectural scope limits depth.
shubhamessier /
portfolio
Personal portfolio website built with vanilla HTML/CSS/JS. Minimal scope, no tests/CI/license, but structured multi-page layout with responsive design and smooth scrolling interactions.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 14, 2021Joined GitHub
- May 21, 2024Created portfolio
- Jul 4, 2025Created gaurshubham.com — updated my portfolio site, made it more clean, minimal and timeless.
- Apr 3, 2026Created bounded-mpmc
- Apr 4, 2026Most recent push to bounded-mpmc
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.