01 · Roasts
Commit of the Year (Singular)
totalCommitsYear=1. One. Singular. You didn't have a slow year — you had a single commit year. Even a keyboard accidentally left on a desk averages more output than that.
The 6-Minute Masterpiece
New_Techniques_For_Image_Captioning was created and last pushed within 6 minutes, containing only a repo title as its README. Bold move to count 'made a folder' as a GitHub contribution.
71% Graveyard Operator
staleRepoRatio=0.71 — nearly three-quarters of your 23 repos haven't seen a push in 2+ years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital cemetery with a 'SWE @worldcoin' headstone.
Zero PRs, Zero Issues, Zero Engagement
totalPRsYear=0, totalIssuesYear=0. You work at Worldcoin — presumably with other humans — but your public GitHub suggests you've never once clicked on someone else's repo this year.
Impressive Language Spread, Suspicious Depth
JavaScript, Java, Python, Swift, C#, Jupyter — 5+ languages across the profile. Unfortunately the deepest repo maxes out at a Depth score of 25. Broad as a puddle, deep as one too.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight25F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
133 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript18%
- Java12%
- Python11%
- Swift10%
- C#10%
- Jupyter Notebook8%
- Other31%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
21
Commits
last 12 months
1
Followers
18
Joined GitHub
Mar 2020
05 · Top repos
siskos-k /
Focus-Pocus
Fresh Next.js + TypeScript ADHD screening tool with Gemini AI integration. Has typed code, structured layout, and a working prototype (quiz→chat flow), but is a one-week sprint (9 commits in 11 hours on 2025-04-21), lacks tests/CI/license, and README is boilerplate.
siskos-k /
React-Native-Productivity-App
Early-stage React Native todo app with basic task/goal features and dark mode. Single-digit stars, minimal commit history (9 of last 30), no tests/CI, no license, untyped JavaScript with duplicated logic across App.js and ToDoList.js.
siskos-k /
New_Techniques_For_Image_Captioning
Empty repository with only a bare README title. Created 2025-07-02, last push minutes later. No source files, tests, CI, license, or documentation beyond empty README. Single commit confirms one-shot dump.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 1, 2020Joined GitHub
- Mar 15, 2024Created React-Native-Productivity-App — A productivity app built with React Native for managing tasks, setting goals, and tracking progress. Cross-platform compatibility for iOS and Android.
- Apr 21, 2025Created Focus-Pocus
- Jul 2, 2025Created New_Techniques_For_Image_Captioning
- Jul 2, 2025Most recent push to New_Techniques_For_Image_Captioning
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.