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slano-ls

Saihaj Law

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Your 'CI' is just a snake eating your own commits

slano-ls has HAS_CI=yes — but both workflows are automated profile eye candy (snake animation + WakaTime badge). That's not CI, that's a screensaver with a cron job.

95 stars for a config only you can use

SLANOMACS proudly states it's 'designed to work well for myself.' Congrats on the 95 stars — the Emacs community will star anything with a good org-mode README, and you know it.

1 commit in the last year. One.

totalCommitsYear = 1. The heatmap shows you were genuinely active in the middle of the year — and then completely evaporated. Even your automated snake pushes barely kept the lights on.

Three repos, zero tests, across all of them

Not a single test file across slano-ls, SLANOMACS, or SketchyBar. It's a hat trick of untestability — though in fairness, how would you even unit-test a WakaTime badge?

67% of your portfolio is abandoned

staleRepoRatio = 0.67: 2 of your 3 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. For a 3-repo portfolio, that's not a graveyard — that's a mausoleum.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    48D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    20F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    42D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    48D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    40D
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

184 active days

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Language distribution

5 langs
  • Emacs Lisp43%
  • TeX37%
  • CSS16%
  • Shell3%
  • YASnippet1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

3

Commits

last 12 months

1

Followers

20

Joined GitHub

May 2020

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. May 16, 2020
    Joined GitHub
  2. Nov 5, 2022
    Created SLANOMACS — My (Illiterate) Literate Doom Emacs Config
  3. Nov 22, 2022
    Created SketchyBar
  4. Nov 22, 2022
    Created slano-ls — Personal Description
  5. Aug 27, 2026
    Most recent push to slano-ls

07 · Compare

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slano-ls · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total38.1
Top-end curve+0.7
Final overall38.8

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
slano-ls · 38.8/100 — Rate My GitHub