01 · Roasts
Your 'CI' is just a snake eating your own commits
slano-ls has HAS_CI=yes — but both workflows are automated profile eye candy (snake animation + WakaTime badge). That's not CI, that's a screensaver with a cron job.
95 stars for a config only you can use
SLANOMACS proudly states it's 'designed to work well for myself.' Congrats on the 95 stars — the Emacs community will star anything with a good org-mode README, and you know it.
1 commit in the last year. One.
totalCommitsYear = 1. The heatmap shows you were genuinely active in the middle of the year — and then completely evaporated. Even your automated snake pushes barely kept the lights on.
Three repos, zero tests, across all of them
Not a single test file across slano-ls, SLANOMACS, or SketchyBar. It's a hat trick of untestability — though in fairness, how would you even unit-test a WakaTime badge?
67% of your portfolio is abandoned
staleRepoRatio = 0.67: 2 of your 3 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. For a 3-repo portfolio, that's not a graveyard — that's a mausoleum.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight42D
- Depth15% weight48D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
184 active days
Language distribution
- Emacs Lisp43%
- TeX37%
- CSS16%
- Shell3%
- YASnippet1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
1
Followers
20
Joined GitHub
May 2020
05 · Top repos
slano-ls /
SLANOMACS
Personal Doom Emacs configuration with substantial literate org-mode documentation, 8.2 MB codebase including org-roam setup and multi-language support. Non-trivial working project but no broader ecosystem presence.
slano-ls /
SketchyBar
Personal SketchyBar configuration project with 6 shell plugin scripts for macOS system bar customization (clock, battery, volume, wifi, spotify). Minimal documentation, no tests/CI, 53KB codebase last updated June 2023.
slano-ls /
slano-ls
GitHub profile automation repository with minimal documentation and no substantive code. Contains two scheduled workflows (snake animation generator, WakaTime stats) with no original implementation or user value.
06 · Timeline
- May 16, 2020Joined GitHub
- Nov 5, 2022Created SLANOMACS — My (Illiterate) Literate Doom Emacs Config
- Nov 22, 2022Created SketchyBar
- Nov 22, 2022Created slano-ls — Personal Description
- Aug 27, 2026Most recent push to slano-ls
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.