01 · Roasts
6 commits in a year
totalCommitsYear=6. That's fewer commits than fingers on one hand. Your heatmap has more empty squares than a ghost town crossword puzzle.
The README that isn't
slikc's README is a centered title. One word. No description, no usage, no license. It has 1 star anyway, which means someone on the internet is more optimistic about this project than you are.
Born yesterday
infinite-claude was 20 hours old at scoring time. It has 5 commits and no README. Submitting a project before it has a README is a war crime in most CI systems — not that you'd know, since you have no CI.
One and done
miele-reversed: 1 commit, 1 day, 4 KB, ~100 lines of index.ts. A noble hack, but calling it a 'repo' is like calling a sticky note a novel.
Community of one
0 PRs, 0 issues, 6 followers, 7 following. You're following more people than follow you and yet somehow still leaving no footprint on anyone else's code.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight42D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
260 active days
Language distribution
- Go93%
- TypeScript7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
6
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Apr 2021
05 · Top repos
slikc /
infinite-claude
CLI tool for rotating Anthropic Claude accounts, created 20 hours ago with 5 commits. Typed Go codebase with structured internal packages but no README, tests, CI, or license documentation.
slikc /
miele-reversed
Minimal Bun TypeScript one-off to reverse-engineer Miele IoT device control via hardcoded binary payloads; 1 commit in single day, no tests/CI, bare README with install instructions only.
slikc /
slikc
Minimal experimental project with virtually empty README, no source files sampled, 14 commits over 16 months, 11 KB size. Lacks tests, CI, license, and any meaningful documentation or architecture.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 12, 2021Joined GitHub
- Sep 7, 2022Created slikc
- Jan 17, 2026Created miele-reversed
- Apr 9, 2026Created infinite-claude
- Apr 9, 2026Most recent push to infinite-claude
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.