01 · Roasts
201 PRs, 1 Star
You opened 201 pull requests and 174 issues this year — on other people's repos. Your own 79 repos collectively have 1 star. You're a prolific contributor to everyone's codebase except your own.
85% Graveyard
85% of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's an archaeological dig. At least the artifacts are well-preserved.
Single-Day Archaeologist
go-ethereum-topdisc: one day. the-one: one day. You don't develop software, you airdrop it fully-formed and walk away like nothing happened.
10 Years, 6 Followers
Joined GitHub in 2013. After a decade of work across 79 repos, you've accumulated 6 followers. Your neighbors don't know you exist either, do they.
License? Never Heard of It
go-ethereum-topdisc — your most technically impressive repo — has no license. You built on go-ethereum (LGPL-3.0) and left the legal inheritance undefined. Boldly chaotic.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight23F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight59D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
203 active days
Language distribution
- Go48%
- C++24%
- C6%
- Jupyter Notebook6%
- Java5%
- HTML3%
- Other8%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
39
Commits
last 12 months
119
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Nov 2013
05 · Top repos
srene /
go-ethereum-topdisc
A fork of go-ethereum implementing DISC-NG topic discovery protocol. While well-structured with tests and CI, it's a fresh fork (4 days old) with 0 stars and no independent adoption, limiting practical impact despite technical competency.
srene /
the-one
ONE simulator fork with minor ubiCDN modifications. Single-day dump (created and last push 2017-02-09) with 25.7 MB codebase, typed Java, but no tests, no CI, and thin docs pointing elsewhere.
srene /
irohswifttest
Early-stage experimental Swift CLI tool for Iroh gossip protocol. No README, no tests, 12KB codebase with 7 commits in 9 days. Functions but lacks structure and documentation.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 18, 2013Joined GitHub
- Feb 9, 2017Created the-one — One simulator with ubiCDN code
- Jul 1, 2025Created irohswifttest
- Apr 5, 2026Created go-ethereum-topdisc — go-ethereum fork with DISC-NG topic discovery protocol (topdisc)
- Apr 5, 2026Most recent push to go-ethereum-topdisc
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.