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starkej2

Jeffrey Starke

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

13 Years, 1 Repo

Joined GitHub in January 2012 — that's over 13 years to accumulate exactly 1 public repo, a personal landing page that weighs 14 KB. That's less data than a JPEG of your GitHub trophy shelf.

The Heatmap Is Mostly Decorative

Your contribution heatmap looks like someone dropped a handful of pebbles on a beach. 0 public commits in the last year, with a handful of bursts that could generously be described as 'fixing a typo in your own bio'.

CSS-Maxxing

56% CSS, 44% HTML. Congratulations — you've achieved a tech stack where neither language can compile, throw an exception, or fail a test. Allegedly intentional.

README? We Don't Do That Here

The one repo you own has no README. It's a personal portfolio site — whose first job is literally to introduce you to strangers — and it has no documentation. The irony is load-bearing.

Zero Stars, Zero Forks, Zero Regrets

starkej2.github.io has 0 stars, 0 forks, and 0 watchers. Your own site is less followed than a post-it note on an empty fridge.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    25F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    35F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

19 active days

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Language distribution

2 langs
  • CSS56%
  • HTML44%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

1

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

28

Joined GitHub

Jan 2012

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jan 10, 2012
    Joined GitHub
  2. Apr 24, 2018
    Created starkej2.github.io — My developer landing page
  3. Jan 14, 2025
    Most recent push to starkej2.github.io

07 · Compare

github.com/
starkej2 · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total20.0
Top-end curve+0.0
Final overall20.0

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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