01 · Roasts
13 Years, 1 Repo
Joined GitHub in January 2012 — that's over 13 years to accumulate exactly 1 public repo, a personal landing page that weighs 14 KB. That's less data than a JPEG of your GitHub trophy shelf.
The Heatmap Is Mostly Decorative
Your contribution heatmap looks like someone dropped a handful of pebbles on a beach. 0 public commits in the last year, with a handful of bursts that could generously be described as 'fixing a typo in your own bio'.
CSS-Maxxing
56% CSS, 44% HTML. Congratulations — you've achieved a tech stack where neither language can compile, throw an exception, or fail a test. Allegedly intentional.
README? We Don't Do That Here
The one repo you own has no README. It's a personal portfolio site — whose first job is literally to introduce you to strangers — and it has no documentation. The irony is load-bearing.
Zero Stars, Zero Forks, Zero Regrets
starkej2.github.io has 0 stars, 0 forks, and 0 watchers. Your own site is less followed than a post-it note on an empty fridge.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight25F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
19 active days
Language distribution
- CSS56%
- HTML44%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
28
Joined GitHub
Jan 2012
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Jan 10, 2012Joined GitHub
- Apr 24, 2018Created starkej2.github.io — My developer landing page
- Jan 14, 2025Most recent push to starkej2.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.