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staticpayload

Chaitanya

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Vaporware Portfolio

Your profile README loudly claims contributions to Linux and DeepMind ML, yet your entire public GitHub is a 15 KB empty scaffold and a half-baked Cloudflare Worker. The résumé and the receipts are not in the same zip code.

The Great Repo Transfer Mystery

Your 'repository' repo's entire contribution to humanity is a README saying 'all repos transferred to org.' You burned a commit slot to tell us you moved your work somewhere we can't see it. Legendary.

TypeScript Monogamist

100% TypeScript. Two repos. One domain. You've committed to the bit so hard that even your profile repo is TypeScript-typed. Branch out — literally.

617 Commits, 0 Stars

You put in 617 commits this year — solid grind — and the public world rewarded you with exactly zero stars and zero forks. All that energy, hermetically sealed from the universe.

Bio Says It All

Bio: 'I like nothing.' Public stars: 0. Public forks: 0. Followers: 0. Chaitanya, your GitHub is manifesting your bio with terrifying precision.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    43D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    65C
  • Quality
    20% weight
    34F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    35F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

165 active days

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Language distribution

1 langs
  • TypeScript100%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

2

Commits

last 12 months

617

Followers

0

Joined GitHub

Sep 2025

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Sep 22, 2025
    Joined GitHub
  2. Feb 22, 2026
    Created staticpayload — profile README
  3. Apr 5, 2026
    Created repository
  4. Apr 10, 2026
    Most recent push to staticpayload

07 · Compare

github.com/
staticpayload · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total42.3
Top-end curve+1.6
Final overall43.9

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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