01 · Roasts
The Invisible Committer
228 repos, 15 years on GitHub, and a heatmap that's 100% empty squares. Even a screensaver leaves more of a trace. privateWorkLikely is carrying your entire Consistency score.
CVE Whisperer, Star Hoarder of None
You patched actual CVEs (CVE-2026-40198 and CVE-2026-40199) in Net-CIDR-Lite and still only have 7 stars. Security work this thankless deserves a support group.
Zero Social Capital
0 followers, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues filed this year. You have a GitHub account the way some people have a gym membership — technically active, observably absent.
70% Graveyard Curator
A staleRepoRatio of 0.70 means 7 out of every 10 repos you own haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's a digital archaeological dig.
inbx: Named for its Ambition
6 commits, 19 KB, 0 stars, no CI — inbx is a Mojolicious inbox app that hasn't yet received a single message, metaphorically or otherwise.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript30%
- HTML28%
- Nix16%
- Java14%
- C4%
- Perl3%
- Other5%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
stigtsp /
Net-CIDR-Lite
Mature Perl module for CIDR IP merging with comprehensive IPv4/IPv6 support, test suite, and CI. Recent security fixes (CVE-2026-40198/40199) show active maintenance despite minimal stars.
stigtsp /
nix-cpan
Nix automation tool for updating Perl packages from MetaCPAN. Typed Perl codebase with structured lib/ modules, git integration, and CI. Active maintained but narrow domain scope with 7 stars.
stigtsp /
inbx
Fresh Perl-based Mojolicious inbox service with typed code, comprehensive tests, and production deployment scripts. 19 KB, 6 commits, no stars yet—a working but nascent personal tool.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 19, 2009Joined GitHub
- Dec 7, 2020Created nix-cpan
- Mar 31, 2021Created Net-CIDR-Lite — Perl extension for merging IPv4 or IPv6 CIDR addresses
- Feb 20, 2026Created inbx
- Apr 10, 2026Most recent push to Net-CIDR-Lite
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.