01 · Roasts
9 commits in a year
ReRoute has more competing AI agents (9 uAgents) than you have commits in the past 12 months (9 commits). Your bots are outworking you — and they don't even have hands.
Zero social presence
1 follower, following 0 people, 0 stars across all repos. You've built a hackathon-winning multi-agent AI system and yet GitHub treats your profile like a blank wall in an empty room.
3 PRs, 0 issues
You filed 3 pull requests this year but opened exactly 0 issues. Either everything works perfectly on the first try, or you've discovered a new form of silent suffering.
CI? Never heard of her
You wrote tests for ReRoute — genuinely impressive for a hackathon project — but skipped CI entirely. Those tests are sitting in a repo like a gym membership: paid for, never used automatically.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight60C
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
49 active days
Language distribution
- Python44%
- JavaScript31%
- CSS19%
- HTML6%
- Shell0%
- Makefile0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
9
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Feb 2025
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Feb 19, 2025Joined GitHub
- Mar 25, 2026Created ReRoute — 🏆 First Place CSULB BeachHacks — Film one video of your unused stuff. Nine AI agents compete across five sale routes and execute the winning strategy automatically.
- Mar 22, 2026Most recent push to ReRoute
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.