01 · Roasts
The Graveyard Keeper
47% of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio — that's a GitHub cemetery with 21 abandoned headstones.
63 Commits to Rule Them All
You made 63 commits this year across 45 repos. That's barely more than 1 commit per repo. Your contribution graph looks like a flatline with hiccups.
Test? CI? Never Heard of Her.
0 out of 3 analyzed projects have tests. 0 out of 3 have CI. You write code like you're submitting a hackathon at 3 AM every single time — because apparently you are.
1 Star and 45 Repos
totalStars=1 across your entire public GitHub presence. Even your mom gave you only one star, and she's probably following you.
Scaffolding Specialist
Ingredio has a Drizzle ORM schema, typed routes, and a Python scraper — and does approximately nothing else. You've mastered the art of building the building without putting anything inside it.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
26 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook41%
- CSS25%
- JavaScript15%
- HTML14%
- TypeScript3%
- Python1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
36
Commits
last 12 months
63
Followers
9
Joined GitHub
Feb 2020
05 · Top repos
surajshivkumar /
ConvoLens
TypeScript hackathon project combining FastAPI RAG backend, Next.js analytics dashboard, and Supabase vector search for customer service call analysis. Built in 11 days with structured multi-file layout, typed frontend, meaningful database schema, but minimal tests and CI.
surajshivkumar /
Ingredio
Early-stage TypeScript food product scanner app with structured Express API, Drizzle ORM, Python scrapers, and substantial database schema. No tests/CI; lacks meaningful feature implementation beyond scaffolding.
surajshivkumar /
Garuda-TadHacks
Hackathon submission using transformers/whisper for PII detection & audio redaction via NER pipeline. Flask backend with React frontend; well-scoped but lacks tests, CI, production hardening, and clear documentation of architecture.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 1, 2020Joined GitHub
- Mar 2, 2024Created Garuda-TadHacks
- Jun 8, 2025Created ConvoLens
- Mar 5, 2026Created Ingredio
- Mar 27, 2026Most recent push to Ingredio
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.