01 · Roasts
The Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio = 1.0 — a perfect score, but not the kind you want. Every single one of your 16 public repos is over 2 years old. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a digital burial ground.
19 Stars, 6 Commits
stan-algorithms is your most-starred repo (19 stars!) built on the credibility of the Stan brand — and it has 6 commits over 30 days before you ghosted it. The community believed in you more than you believed in the project.
The Hard-Coder
yeti-scripts has your personal Columbia email (dl2604@columbia.edu) and your personal cluster path (/vega/stats/users/dl2604/) baked right in. That's not open source, that's a backup on the public internet.
13 Commits in 365 Days
You averaged one commit every 28 days last year. GitHub's contribution graph looks like a doctor's EKG reading for someone who is clinically very, very calm. Or not working.
194 Followers, 0 Active Repos
194 people followed you — almost certainly for your @stan-dev work — but they're watching tumbleweeds. Your most recent push was January 2022. The fans showed up; the developer did not.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight25F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
112 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript75%
- Shell16%
- C++4%
- R3%
- Python1%
- Stan0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
13
Followers
194
Joined GitHub
Oct 2010
05 · Top repos
syclik /
stan-algorithms
Early-stage Stan algorithms reimplementation with 19 stars, minimal content (5 KB, 6 commits in 30 days), Shell-based setup scripts, and incomplete README ("tbd" goals). No tests, CI, or typed code.
syclik /
mlb-bradley-terry
Minimal shell script project with 2 stars, sparse commit activity over 2 days, essentially empty README, no tests/CI/license, and limited architectural scope. Data download utility with no meaningful documentation.
syclik /
yeti-scripts
Collection of PBS cluster job submission scripts for running Stan statistical models on a compute cluster. Single-author, minimal output, last updated 2016 with no external adoption signals.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 3, 2010Joined GitHub
- Aug 28, 2014Created yeti-scripts — Scripts to run on Yeti.
- Oct 26, 2015Created mlb-bradley-terry
- Dec 31, 2021Created stan-algorithms — Reimplementation of Stan algorithms
- Jan 11, 2022Most recent push to stan-algorithms
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.