01 · Roasts
Obfuscation ≠ Architecture
96% of your codebase is Lua so scrambled it looks like a CAPTCHA. The scripts repo has 360k executions but zero tests, zero docs, and zero humans who can read it — including probably you.
The 5-Minute Commit Artist
comfyui-amd-turbo: 2 commits, 4 minutes, 4 KB, 0 lines of actual code. That's not a project — that's a README stapled to ambition and immediately abandoned.
Ghost Town Heatmap
218 commits in a year sounds okay until you see the heatmap: ~40 of 52 weeks are completely empty. Your commit history looks less like a developer and more like someone who remembered GitHub exists every few months.
Solo Act, No Audience
1 follower, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 0 forks — the entire GitHub community has collectively shrugged. Even your snake animation workflow has more automation activity than you do.
Portfolio of One
Your most technically impressive repo is a personal portfolio website with 3% of your total code. The rest is Roblox exploits that can't be shown in polite company.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight26F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
30 active days
Language distribution
- Lua96%
- HTML3%
- JavaScript1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
218
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Feb 2025
05 · Top repos
sypcerr /
sypcerr.github.io
Personal portfolio site hosting three web tools (LUT photo editor, Steam bundle browser, random website explorer) built with vanilla HTML/CSS/JS. Deployed via GitHub Pages with CI pipeline; minimal documentation and no tests.
sypcerr /
scripts
Collection of obfuscated Roblox Lua scripts focused on UI and exploits. Minimal documentation, no tests/CI/license. 360k executions mentioned but limited structural quality.
sypcerr /
sypcerr
Personal profile repo with only a README and a snake animation workflow. 37 KB total, no functional code, no language detected. Profile statement rather than a working project.
sypcerr /
comfyui-amd-turbo
Empty scaffold with detailed README only—no actual source code present (4 KB, created 2026-03-31, 2 commits in 5 minutes). Claims to be ComfyUI AMD optimization plugin but ships no implementation files.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 5, 2025Joined GitHub
- Mar 12, 2025Created sypcerr
- Jun 18, 2025Created scripts — A collection of well-structured Roblox Lua scripts with a strong focus on UI design and usability.
- Jul 16, 2025Created sypcerr.github.io
- Mar 31, 2026Created comfyui-amd-turbo — A drop-in optimization plugin for ComfyUI that massively accelerates Stable Diffusion on AMD GPUs with 4–12 GB VRAM.
- May 28, 2026Most recent push to sypcerr
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.