01 · Roasts
README Nihilist
Your personal blog's README is literally missing, and vim-setup's is just 'VIM SETUP ok'. You wrote 570 lines of vimrc but couldn't spare two sentences for the humans who find your repos.
The 91% Graveyard Keeper
staleRepoRatio=0.91 — 9 out of 10 of your repos are abandoned husks. You've shipped 133 repos across 17 years and apparently maintain about 12 of them. That's a GitHub haunted house.
Solo Operator Forever
soloPct=91, totalPRsYear=1, totalIssuesYear=0. In 365 days you opened exactly one PR on someone else's project. Your git-enc is great but it's a vault — seems like your whole workflow is too.
Nascent Adopter
45 total stars across 133 repos and 17 years on GitHub. Your newest and best project (git-enc) has 1 star — and that might be yours. The work quality is there; the audience isn't.
Parallel Vim Universe
You have both vim-setup AND vim-bootstrap, created the same day (2026-02-15). One has a one-line README. The other has 4 commits. Neither has tests. Did you forget you already did this?
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
236 active days
Language distribution
- Ruby38%
- JavaScript35%
- CSS10%
- SCSS5%
- Go5%
- TypeScript3%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
75
Commits
last 12 months
48
Followers
35
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
tatums /
git-enc
Focused Go CLI tool for AES-256-GCM encrypted secrets in git repos. Typed, well-documented (README + design artifacts), comprehensive test coverage, CI/CD pipelines, but nascent adoption (1 star, created 2026-03-30).
tatums /
tatum.im
Personal blog built with SvelteKit and TypeScript, featuring markdown-based posts, pagination, and S3 deployment. No README, but typed code with CI/CD pipeline and structured content management.
tatums /
dotfiles
Personal dotfiles repo with shell configs, bootstrap installer, and git/tmux/zsh setup. No license, tests, or CI. Minimal README, 0 stars. Last push 2026-04-03.
tatums /
rails-angular-csrf
Educational toy project demonstrating CSRF with Rails+Angular. Has typed TypeScript frontend and basic Rails API, but incomplete boilerplate README, no real tests, no CI/license, and minimal commits in 7 hours.
tatums /
vim-bootstrap
A personal Neovim configuration bootstrapper with a setup script and vim configuration file, created 2/15/2026 with minimal commits and no external adoption signals.
tatums /
vim-setup
Minimal personal vim configuration repo with a one-line README ("VIM SETUP ok"), no tests, no CI, no license, and only 5KB of code. Recent activity but extremely thin scope and documentation.
tatums /
homebrew-git-enc
GoReleaser-generated Homebrew formula tap with no README, no documentation, 3KB total, 0 stars. Purely a distribution vehicle for git-enc binary, not a meaningful project in itself.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 12, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jan 1, 2013Created dotfiles — .dotfiles
- Aug 21, 2016Created vim-setup
- Dec 5, 2021Created tatum.im — my blog
- Feb 9, 2026Created rails-angular-csrf — A toy project to demonstrate CSRF with Rails and Angular
- Feb 15, 2026Created vim-bootstrap
- Mar 30, 2026Created git-enc — A CLI tool to encode secrets; produces an encrypted file that is commited to version control
- Mar 31, 2026Created homebrew-git-enc — homebrew-git-enc
- Apr 12, 2026Most recent push to homebrew-git-enc
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.