01 · Roasts
Speed-runner of Version Control
reel-factory's entire commit history spans 4 seconds. Four. Your 'development process' has a shorter runtime than a git status command.
Personal Tool, Public Repo
agent-cockpit's README literally says 'It is a personal tool, not a product.' You pushed it to GitHub anyway. Bold move — that's just a dotfiles repo with a SECURITY.md identity crisis.
Three Repos, Three Single-Day Sprints
reel-factory: one day. agent-cockpit: one day. slopcheck: one day. You don't have a GitHub profile, you have a collection of opening chapters with no sequels.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Followers
Across 4 public repos and 11 years on GitHub, you've accumulated zero stars, zero forks, and zero followers. The void has reviewed your work and remained silent.
Six Languages, Eight Commits
You're writing JavaScript, Python, TypeScript, CSS, HTML, and Swift — six languages — but only racked up 8 public commits this year. That's incredible range for someone who barely shows up.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
145 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript39%
- Python31%
- CSS11%
- TypeScript11%
- HTML4%
- Swift2%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
8
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jun 2015
05 · Top repos
tdlyons /
slopcheck
A sharply-focused writing guide packaged as an AI skill (SKILL.md format) with 12 named anti-patterns in tics.md, scoring heuristic, and portable rulesets. Novel premise, minimal codebase, one-day sprint.
tdlyons /
agent-cockpit
A specialized local dev tool: macOS-only agent terminal with security-conscious design, tmux session persistence, live status panels, and careful input/path validation. 370 KB, 2 recent commits, experimental stage with strong security documentation.
tdlyons /
reel-factory
Claude Code skill for vertical video editing: raw talking-head recording → captions, motion graphics, thumbnail, platform-specific cuts. Typed Python (prep, compose, verify, cards, markers scripts), clear architecture but nascent (1 commit in 4 minutes, 65KB, zero external adoption signals).
06 · Timeline
- Jun 17, 2015Joined GitHub
- Jul 9, 2026Created slopcheck — Catch the AI in your writing. Removes the fake-profound LLM insight voice — skill + paste-in rules.
- Jul 30, 2026Created agent-cockpit — A local, always-on command console for a CLI coding agent: live status panels plus embedded agent terminals that survive server restarts.
- Aug 17, 2026Created reel-factory — One raw talking-head recording in, finished vertical video cuts out. Captions, motion-graphic cards, thumbnail, cover frame and platform copy, behind deterministic quality gates. A
- Aug 17, 2026Most recent push to reel-factory
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.