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tdlyons

tdlyons

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Speed-runner of Version Control

reel-factory's entire commit history spans 4 seconds. Four. Your 'development process' has a shorter runtime than a git status command.

Personal Tool, Public Repo

agent-cockpit's README literally says 'It is a personal tool, not a product.' You pushed it to GitHub anyway. Bold move — that's just a dotfiles repo with a SECURITY.md identity crisis.

Three Repos, Three Single-Day Sprints

reel-factory: one day. agent-cockpit: one day. slopcheck: one day. You don't have a GitHub profile, you have a collection of opening chapters with no sequels.

0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Followers

Across 4 public repos and 11 years on GitHub, you've accumulated zero stars, zero forks, and zero followers. The void has reviewed your work and remained silent.

Six Languages, Eight Commits

You're writing JavaScript, Python, TypeScript, CSS, HTML, and Swift — six languages — but only racked up 8 public commits this year. That's incredible range for someone who barely shows up.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    30F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    20F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

145 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • JavaScript39%
  • Python31%
  • CSS11%
  • TypeScript11%
  • HTML4%
  • Swift2%
  • Other2%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

4

Commits

last 12 months

8

Followers

0

Joined GitHub

Jun 2015

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jun 17, 2015
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jul 9, 2026
    Created slopcheck — Catch the AI in your writing. Removes the fake-profound LLM insight voice — skill + paste-in rules.
  3. Jul 30, 2026
    Created agent-cockpit — A local, always-on command console for a CLI coding agent: live status panels plus embedded agent terminals that survive server restarts.
  4. Aug 17, 2026
    Created reel-factory — One raw talking-head recording in, finished vertical video cuts out. Captions, motion-graphic cards, thumbnail, cover frame and platform copy, behind deterministic quality gates. A
  5. Aug 17, 2026
    Most recent push to reel-factory

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total41.9
Top-end curve+1.2
Final overall43.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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