01 · Roasts
7 Commits in 52 Weeks
Your entire year of output — across 11 repos — fits in a single afternoon. The heatmap looks like a deserted parking lot with three lonely cars in week 8.
15-Year GitHub Veteran, 4 Total Stars
Joined in 2009. That's 17 years to accumulate 4 stars. At this rate you'll hit triple digits somewhere around 2050.
100% Solo, 0% Community
Zero PRs, zero issues, zero external contributions this year. soloPct=100. GitHub is essentially your private diary that happens to be public.
CSS Outweighs Your Logic
42% of your codebase is CSS. Your styling is literally more substantial than your programming. The vibes are immaculate; the features are not.
Half Your Repos Are Abandoned
staleRepoRatio=0.5 — one in two repos hasn't seen a push in over two years. You have more graveyards than active projects.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript43%
- CSS42%
- HTML11%
- XSLT2%
- Makefile1%
- Ruby1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
7
Followers
35
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
tdmiller /
robonaut.github.io
Personal portfolio CV site built with React & Emotion. Typed language, structured codebase, meaningful README, and production-optimized (Gzip, PageSpeed-focused). No tests, CI, or license. Limited adoption (1 star), designed as personal branding tool.
tdmiller /
WaitingRoom
Jekyll-based GitHub Pages blog project with minimal functional output. Sparse README, no tests/CI, no license. Recent activity (24 of last 30 commits in sample) but thin documentation and experimental scope.
tdmiller /
tdmiller.github.io
Personal GitHub Pages portfolio site with vanilla JS menu system and CSS styling; minimal documentation, no tests/CI, untyped, sporadic commits over 6+ years.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 21, 2009Joined GitHub
- Sep 3, 2019Created tdmiller.github.io — TDMiller Github Pages
- Jun 30, 2020Created WaitingRoom
- Jul 8, 2020Created robonaut.github.io — Curriculum Vitae
- Apr 16, 2026Most recent push to tdmiller.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.