01 · Roasts
styles.css: A Single Comment
Your teddyhla.github.io stylesheet is literally one CSS comment. That's not minimalism — that's a TODO that's been live for 9 months.
testgit: A 20-Minute Mistake Made Public
You pushed a repo called 'testgit' with the description 'test and practice with github', got 3 commits in 20 minutes, and left it on the internet for the world to judge. They have.
0 Stars, 43 Repos
43 public repos and not a single star across all of them. That's not bad luck — that's a pattern.
64% Graveyard Ratio
Nearly two-thirds of your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig.
About This Site
Your about.qmd literally contains 'About this site' as its entire content. As a Senior Clinical Data Scientist, surely you have *something* to say about yourself.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight30F
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
58 active days
Language distribution
- HTML58%
- Jupyter Notebook35%
- R3%
- TeX2%
- JavaScript1%
- Python0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
25
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
11
Joined GitHub
Feb 2020
05 · Top repos
teddyhla /
teddyhla.github.io
Personal portfolio/CV website built with Quarto. No README, minimal content in pages, sparse styling, no tests or CI. Shows ~9.3 MB of assets with 12 commits over 9 months, indicating ongoing maintenance rather than active development.
teddyhla /
vercontrol
Presentation slide deck (Quarto/revealjs format) on version control for NHS healthcare collaboration, created in Feb 2025 with minimal stars/forks. Well-structured content but limited scope and no tests/CI.
teddyhla /
testgit
Empty scaffold repo created 2025-02-24 with minimal content; README is placeholder text ("Test for git hub / practice run"), 1 KB total, 3 commits over 20 minutes. No code, tests, CI, license, or gitignore.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 3, 2020Joined GitHub
- Jun 19, 2024Created teddyhla.github.io
- Feb 24, 2025Created testgit — test and practice with github
- Feb 25, 2025Created vercontrol — version control presentation
- Mar 7, 2025Most recent push to teddyhla.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.