01 · Roasts
Commit firehose
12,164 commits and 9,950 PRs in a year: your contribution graph looks less like a calendar and more like a server-monitoring incident.
CI selective
Star Trek profiles get cross-platform validation and E2E; the Pixel Office duo gets no tests or CI. Quality control has favorite children.
One-shot constellation
genesis-engine and both Pixel Office repos show minimal sampled history despite substantial code. Shipping fast is great; evolving publicly would be better.
Archive heavyweight
nous-discord-archive weighs in at 1.26 GB and commits on a schedule. At this point the Discord has a better memory than most teams.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight56D
- Consistency20% weight80A
- Quality20% weight65C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight80A
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
255 active days
Language distribution
- HTML59%
- Python31%
- JavaScript7%
- CSS1%
- Java1%
- Jupyter Notebook0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
12,164
Followers
6,709
Joined GitHub
Mar 2023
05 · Top repos
teknium1 /
hermes-star-trek-profiles
A polished, documented collection of 68 Hermes Agent Star Trek profile distributions with a guarded installer, generated catalogs, validation, and cross-platform CI, but limited demonstrated adoption at 13 stars.
teknium1 /
hermetic-codex-tweaks
A small, documented Java/NeoForge companion mod with configurable Cobblemon HUD offsets, autosave cadence, and Curios jetpack bridging; technically structured but lightly adopted and lacking tests, CI, and a repository license.
teknium1 /
nous-discord-archive
A focused, operational Discord archival tool with a scheduled GitHub Actions pipeline, clear setup documentation, and a large append-only archive, but limited adoption signals and no tests or license.
teknium1 /
hermes-starter-profile
A focused, documented Hermes Agent starter profile with explicit least-privilege tool policies, beginner setup guidance, and a Python invariant auditor, but limited repository history and no automated test or CI suite.
teknium1 /
genesis-engine
A polished browser-based WebGL2 artificial-life demo with substantial shader and simulation logic, clear README documentation, and an acceptance-test page, but no typed code, CI, or authoritative test suite and minimal adoption.
teknium1 /
hermes-pixel-office
A focused Hermes Agent plugin with a documented event-log architecture, local HTTP state server, synthetic demo feed, and polished canvas UI, but the snapshot shows only one recent commit and no tests or CI.
teknium1 /
hermes-pixel-office-vscode
A focused MIT-licensed VS Code visualization extension with a documented Hermes integration, animated canvas UI, polling, settings, and remote/standalone guidance, but only one sampled commit and no tests or CI.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 7, 2023Joined GitHub
- May 9, 2026Created nous-discord-archive — Auto-archived text logs of Nous Research Discord channels (polled every 6h)
- May 16, 2026Created hermetic-codex-tweaks — Companion client mod for The Hermetic Codex modpack — configurable Cobblemon party HUD position.
- Jul 13, 2026Created hermes-star-trek-profiles — 68 installable Star Trek-inspired profile distributions for Hermes Agent
- Jul 18, 2026Created genesis-engine — An open-ended artificial-life substrate that runs entirely in your browser (WebGL2). Fuses mass conservation, an evolvable embedded genome, a metabolic economy, and a novelty drive
- Aug 9, 2026Created hermes-starter-profile — A focused Hermes profile for learning the agent without tool overload
- Aug 10, 2026Created hermes-pixel-office — Pixel-art virtual office for Hermes Agent — watch your agents work as animated pixel characters
- Aug 10, 2026Created hermes-pixel-office-vscode — VS Code extension: watch Hermes agents work as pixel characters in a virtual office
- Aug 18, 2026Most recent push to nous-discord-archive
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.