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tewilove

tewilove

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Commit Once, Ghost Forever

51 of 52 heatmap weeks are pitch black. Your entire annual contribution history is one lonely Wednesday commit. Even tumbleweeds show more movement.

Sprint-and-Abandon Speedrunner

sharp-sbl1: 2-hour burst. android_kernel_SBM303SH: 2-day sprint. QCOM_dlpager_v2: 35 days then silence. You don't maintain projects — you drop them like hot potatoes.

83% Graveyard Rate

5 of 6 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a fossil record of ambitious weekends past.

The README Said 'NOT working: Everything else'

android_kernel_SBM303SH's own README summarizes the situation perfectly. You wrote the roast yourself — I'm just amplifying it.

137 Followers, 0 Commits This Year

You've got a genuine fanbase from the early Android hacking days but have been completely dark in 2024. Your followers are funding a museum, not a workshop.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    18F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    34F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    25F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

1 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • C99%
  • Python0%
  • C++0%
  • Assembly0%
  • Makefile0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

6

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

137

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 15, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Oct 18, 2016
    Created android_kernel_SBM303SH — Android 6.0 kernel port for SBM303SH.
  3. Dec 26, 2016
    Created sharp-sbl1
  4. Feb 7, 2023
    Created QCOM_dlpager_v2
  5. Mar 15, 2023
    Most recent push to QCOM_dlpager_v2

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total22.6
Top-end curve+0.1
Final overall22.6

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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