01 · Roasts
Commit Once, Ghost Forever
51 of 52 heatmap weeks are pitch black. Your entire annual contribution history is one lonely Wednesday commit. Even tumbleweeds show more movement.
Sprint-and-Abandon Speedrunner
sharp-sbl1: 2-hour burst. android_kernel_SBM303SH: 2-day sprint. QCOM_dlpager_v2: 35 days then silence. You don't maintain projects — you drop them like hot potatoes.
83% Graveyard Rate
5 of 6 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a fossil record of ambitious weekends past.
The README Said 'NOT working: Everything else'
android_kernel_SBM303SH's own README summarizes the situation perfectly. You wrote the roast yourself — I'm just amplifying it.
137 Followers, 0 Commits This Year
You've got a genuine fanbase from the early Android hacking days but have been completely dark in 2024. Your followers are funding a museum, not a workshop.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight34F
- Depth15% weight25F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- C99%
- Python0%
- C++0%
- Assembly0%
- Makefile0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
137
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
tewilove /
QCOM_dlpager_v2
Specialized firmware analysis toolkit for QUALCOMM modem extraction and decompression. Python+C scripts demonstrating reverse-engineering workflow with minimal tests, sparse documentation, and ~1 month of development.
tewilove /
sharp-sbl1
ARM bootloader exploit tool for Sharp devices with minimal documentation. Single 2-hour commit burst; 417 KB untyped C codebase with working MMC flashing and graphics primitives, but no tests, CI, or ongoing maintenance.
tewilove /
android_kernel_SBM303SH
Device-specific Android kernel port (SBM303SH) with minimal working features. Sparse README, large codebase delivered in ~2-day burst, no tests/CI/license, most subsystems non-functional.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 15, 2009Joined GitHub
- Oct 18, 2016Created android_kernel_SBM303SH — Android 6.0 kernel port for SBM303SH.
- Dec 26, 2016Created sharp-sbl1
- Feb 7, 2023Created QCOM_dlpager_v2
- Mar 15, 2023Most recent push to QCOM_dlpager_v2
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.