01 · Roasts
83% Graveyard, 17% Ambition
76 public repos and a staleRepoRatio of 0.83 — that's 63 abandoned projects watching your 4 active ones from the grave. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a museum of discontinued enthusiasm.
4-Day Architect
lumberroom is genuinely impressive — 30+ source files, AES-256-GCM, HNSW vector search, DDD layering — and it's 4 days old. Either you're a wizard or you're about to abandon it like the other 63 repos.
79 Public Commits, Allegedly
totalCommitsYear = 79 on a profile where the heatmap is near-solid 4s for the last 15 weeks. privateWorkLikely=true is doing a LOT of heavy lifting here. Your public GitHub is basically a preview trailer for your actual work.
Test-Optional Infrastructure Engineer
Self-described Platform Infrastructure Engineer with 3 out of 4 repos shipping zero tests and zero CI. lumberroom has the full suite; the rest are vibes and README promises. The cobbler's children have no shoes.
Solo 100%, Always
soloPct = 100%. Every single repo is a solo act. You file 28 PRs on other people's code but nobody files one on yours — possibly because 83% of your projects are too stale to tempt anyone.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
253 active days
Language distribution
- Rust67%
- Java17%
- Shell6%
- Kotlin2%
- JavaScript2%
- HTML2%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
35
Commits
last 12 months
79
Followers
71
Joined GitHub
Jun 2016
05 · Top repos
the-cybersapien /
lumberroom
Rust MCP server with Postgres/pgvector backend for durable AI memory, shipping OAuth2.1, encryption, and policy-based access control. Well-documented, tested, production-ready architecture with domain-driven design and cryptographic rigor.
the-cybersapien /
pantheon
Pantheon is a six-persona adversarial review framework for Claude Code Skills, designed to surface disagreements and converge on verdicts. Well-documented concept with clear architecture, but extremely nascent (2 days old, 3 commits, 25 KB), unproven adoption, no tests/CI, and unclear if the multi-agent orchestration i
the-cybersapien /
agent-mailbox
Claude Code skill for async multi-agent coordination via plain-text mailbox files. Shipped with clear tooling (init, poll scripts) and comprehensive protocol documentation, but brand-new (3 commits in 3 minutes, 0 stars), unproven adoption, and no tests.
the-cybersapien /
homebrew-lumberroom
Homebrew tap distribution formula for lumberroom CLI client; minimal one-off repo with zero stars/activity, serving as a deployment artifact pointing to upstream source.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 6, 2016Joined GitHub
- Jun 23, 2026Created pantheon — A six-member adversarial AI review council (Claude Code skill + plugin) that critiques research, plans, or code in isolated sub-agents before it ships.
- Jul 20, 2026Created agent-mailbox — Coordinate multiple Claude Code agents across separate repos through plain-text mailbox files
- Aug 22, 2026Created lumberroom — One memory every AI tool can read and write, with per-client policy deciding what each may see. Rust MCP server, Postgres and pgvector, built-in OAuth 2.1.
- Aug 24, 2026Created homebrew-lumberroom — Homebrew tap for lumberroom, a personal memory control plane
- Aug 26, 2026Most recent push to lumberroom
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.