01 · Roasts
Speed-Run Committer
iPCheck's entire git history spans 5 minutes flat — 4 commits between 20:20 and 20:25 on the same evening. That's not a project, that's a Pomodoro timer set to 'abandon'.
Bio Says It All
Your profile README took 2 commits to convey 'I am a human. The end. :)' — and yet somehow that README still has more content than your entire CI/test suite across all 12 repos.
Security Speedrun Any%
Hardcoded email credentials sitting in app.py lines 27–29 as comments. iPCheck is less of a public IP monitor and more of a password manager for anyone browsing your repo.
The Graveyard Architect
58% of your repos are stale (last pushed over 2 years ago), and your yearly commit total is literally 0. GitHub is storing your digital tombstones for free.
Gibberish-Driven Development
ps_fridge's expire() method contains random gibberish text in place of actual logic. This isn't a bug — there was never a plan to fix it. The fridge died with its food.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight19F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- Python100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Jul 2020
05 · Top repos
theflightguy2 /
iPCheck
Minimal one-file Python utility to monitor public IP changes via Gmail. No typing, tests, CI, or license. Created and committed in a single 5-minute burst. Suitable only as a personal throwaway script, not a polished or reusable project.
theflightguy2 /
ps_fridge
Abandoned fridge inventory GUI scaffold with incomplete code, no documentation, no tests, and only 2 commits in 29 days. Represents an early-stage experiment that was not sustained or completed.
theflightguy2 /
theflightguy2
Empty profile README with no code, created and last pushed on same day (2024-09-28), 2 commits total. Minimal substance beyond GitHub's default profile template.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 12, 2020Joined GitHub
- Jun 14, 2024Created ps_fridge
- Sep 28, 2024Created theflightguy2
- Sep 11, 2025Created iPCheck
- Sep 11, 2025Most recent push to iPCheck
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.