01 · Roasts
The Museum Curator
All 9 public repos have staleRepoRatio=1.0 — every single one last pushed over 2 years ago. You've built a GitHub profile that's basically a security research archive with a velvet rope.
7,833 Commits, Zero Tests
You committed 7,833 times this year — an almost superhuman pace — yet not a single scored repo has a test suite. That's 7,833 commits of 'trust me bro' energy from a security engineer.
C Monogamist
88% C in a world with Rust, Go, and Zig. You founded GrapheneOS but apparently the language diversity memo never made it to your public repos. Even your C++ is just C with a guilty conscience.
One PR to Rule Them All
2072 followers, 36 issues opened, and exactly 1 external PR in the past year. Your followers think you're a contributor; GitHub's PR history tells a different story.
Termite's 2,717-Star Ghost
Your most famous repo literally says 'do not use' in its own README and points users elsewhere. Congratulations — your most impactful public contribution is a deprecated redirect sign.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight68C
- Consistency20% weight92S
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
354 active days
Language distribution
- C88%
- C++6%
- Python2%
- Vala2%
- Shell1%
- Makefile1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
7,833
Followers
2,072
Joined GitHub
Mar 2012
05 · Top repos
thestinger /
vte-ng
Enhanced VTE terminal widget fork with structured C++ codebase, GTK3 integration, and mature feature set (9.5MB source), but stalled since 2020 with no license declaration and no tests/CI.
thestinger /
playpen
Secure Linux sandbox using seccomp, namespaces, and systemd; 294 stars, no longer maintained but well-documented and architecturally solid, ~1700 LOC with structured approach to container isolation.
thestinger /
termite
Defunct VTE-based terminal emulator (2717 stars) explicitly obsoleted in favor of Alacritty. Well-structured C++ project with ~685 KB codebase, GTK/VTE integration, configuration files, and keybinding system. No tests/CI, last push 2021. Scores reflect active portfolio status despite maintenance sunset.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 6, 2012Joined GitHub
- May 22, 2012Created termite — Termite is obsoleted by Alacritty. Termite was a keyboard-centric VTE-based terminal, aimed at use within a window manager with tiling and/or tabbing support.
- May 27, 2013Created playpen — A secure application sandbox built with modern Linux sandboxing features - no longer actively developed, but still works fine, use bubblewrap if you need more functionality
- Jun 21, 2015Created vte-ng — enhanced vte terminal widget
- May 7, 2021Most recent push to termite
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.