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thgilciffart

Jar Jar Binks

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

GitHub as a USB Stick

Both repos are essentially file dumps. No code, no tests, no CI — just assets and PDFs uploaded with the same energy as copying to a flash drive. Jar Jar would be proud.

The 1.5-Hour Masterpiece

SF-Fonts was born and 'completed' in under 90 minutes with 3 commits. That's less time than it takes to watch a movie, and the output is about as interactive.

Language: Unknown (All of It)

100% of your public repo content registers as 'Unknown' language. GitHub's parser gave up trying to categorize your work. That's a rare achievement.

85 Commits, Mostly Silence

85 commits in a year spread across a heatmap that looks like a distant galaxy — sparse dots of activity surrounded by vast, empty voids of inaction.

4 Followers, 0 Tests

With 4 followers and zero automated tests across any repo, the only thing being validated here is the hypothesis that you can maintain a GitHub account without writing a single line of testable code.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    25F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    35F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    28F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    45D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

29 active days

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Language distribution

1 langs
  • Unknown100%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

2

Commits

last 12 months

85

Followers

4

Joined GitHub

Nov 2020

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Nov 4, 2020
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jul 1, 2025
    Created thgilciffart — HSC Resources
  3. Nov 16, 2025
    Created SF-Fonts
  4. Mar 22, 2026
    Most recent push to thgilciffart

07 · Compare

github.com/
thgilciffart · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total30.6
Top-end curve+0.2
Final overall30.8

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
thgilciffart · 30.8/100 — Rate My GitHub