01 · Roasts
GitHub as a USB Stick
Both repos are essentially file dumps. No code, no tests, no CI — just assets and PDFs uploaded with the same energy as copying to a flash drive. Jar Jar would be proud.
The 1.5-Hour Masterpiece
SF-Fonts was born and 'completed' in under 90 minutes with 3 commits. That's less time than it takes to watch a movie, and the output is about as interactive.
Language: Unknown (All of It)
100% of your public repo content registers as 'Unknown' language. GitHub's parser gave up trying to categorize your work. That's a rare achievement.
85 Commits, Mostly Silence
85 commits in a year spread across a heatmap that looks like a distant galaxy — sparse dots of activity surrounded by vast, empty voids of inaction.
4 Followers, 0 Tests
With 4 followers and zero automated tests across any repo, the only thing being validated here is the hypothesis that you can maintain a GitHub account without writing a single line of testable code.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight28F
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
29 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
85
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Nov 2020
05 · Top repos
thgilciffart /
thgilciffart
Educational resource repository for HSC (Higher School Certificate) exam prep; curated study materials, past papers, and reference sheets. Personal project with modest adoption (2 stars), untyped content, thin documentation, no automated testing or CI infrastructure.
thgilciffart /
SF-Fonts
Font asset dump with no documentation, tests, CI, or license. Created and last pushed within 2 hours on 2025-11-16 with only 3 commits. Appears to be a single-upload scaffold lacking any scaffolding detail or context.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 4, 2020Joined GitHub
- Jul 1, 2025Created thgilciffart — HSC Resources
- Nov 16, 2025Created SF-Fonts
- Mar 22, 2026Most recent push to thgilciffart
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.