01 · Roasts
Annual commit budget: 11
You made 11 commits in a year. That's less than one per month. Your heatmap looks like a Where's Waldo page where Waldo never shows up — 345 of 352 cells are flat zero.
82% Jupyter Notebook
Calling your codebase 'Python' is generous. It's 82% Jupyter Notebook. You're not writing software, you're writing science fair presentations.
Government-shutdown-simulator: a 5-minute masterpiece
You created a repo, pushed 3 commits in 5 minutes, marked it 'Report only -- private', and called it a simulator. That's not a project, that's a sticky note with a public URL.
polymarket_data: blink and you missed it
Your Polymarket project was born and abandoned within 24 hours. The model file is truncated mid-line. Even your own code gave up on it.
0 stars, 0 forks, 0 PRs, 0 issues
Across all 12 public repos, the community has responded with complete silence. Not negative feedback — total absence. The void has spoken.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight10F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight40D
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
7 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook82%
- Gnuplot14%
- Python3%
- HTML1%
- C++0%
- Makefile0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
11
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Mar 2022
05 · Top repos
thomas-lanning /
stock-market-crashes
Single-week Python project applying Topological Data Analysis to stock market crash detection via Takens embedding and persistence diagrams. Well-documented README with clear method walkthrough, typed pipeline, but no tests/CI and minimal deployment footprint (3.2 KB, 0 stars).
thomas-lanning /
polymarket_data
Personal research/prototype project analyzing Polymarket trading data via Flask app with Goldsky API integration; raw repository state with minimal docs, no tests, and unfinished implementation work.
thomas-lanning /
Government-shutdown-simulator
Minimal HTML project with no README, tests, CI, or documentation. Created and last pushed on 2025-11-12 within 5 minutes (3 commits total). No meaningful structure or codebase visible.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 26, 2022Joined GitHub
- Nov 12, 2025Created Government-shutdown-simulator — Report only -- private
- Dec 23, 2025Created polymarket_data
- Apr 9, 2026Created stock-market-crashes — Detecting stock market crashes with Topological Data Analysis
- Apr 10, 2026Most recent push to stock-market-crashes
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.