01 · Roasts
Decade-Long Sabbatical
Your most recent push was May 2013. GitHub has released approximately 47 major features since then, and your heatmap has exactly one pixel of activity. One.
Credential Exposure Hall of Fame
the_shrinkbot ships with CONSUMER_KEY and CONSUMER_SECRET hardcoded in plain Python. In 2011 that was a bad idea. In 2024 it's a museum exhibit on what not to do.
76 Forks, 10 Stars
You have 76 total forks across your repos but only 10 stars. Either people are forking to quietly fix the security vulnerabilities, or GitHub's fork counter is doing you a charity.
Language Undetectable
GitHub's language detector returned 100% Unknown across 54 repos. You've achieved perfect linguistic ambiguity — or just committed a lot of config files and secrets.
secret-octo-adventure: The Magnum Opus
Your highest-scoring repo at overall=20 is a game jam entry called secret-octo-adventure. This is the peak. The summit. The one README in a sea of nothing.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight23F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
30
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
timepilot /
secret-octo-adventure
PyWeek #14 game jam entry from 2012 with minimal adoption. Simple 2D platformer using Pygame, demonstrating basic game mechanics but lacking tests, CI, structured documentation, and modern practices. Limited production relevance.
timepilot /
the_shrinkbot
Minimal Twitter bot using ELIZA chatbot integration. No documentation, tests, CI, or license. Only 2 commits in last 30 days across 141 KB of Python code from 2011.
timepilot /
Cursed
Minimal Python curses wrapper with 2 stars, no tests/CI/docs/license, created 2011 but last push in 2011; single-file proof-of-concept lacking structure and professional polish.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 25, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jan 20, 2011Created the_shrinkbot — Twitter Bot
- Aug 14, 2011Created Cursed — Wrapper for Python's curses module. Supports Windows and Linux.
- Jun 21, 2012Created secret-octo-adventure — My entry for PyWeek 14. Theme: "Mad Science"
- May 9, 2012Most recent push to secret-octo-adventure
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.