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timepilot

timepilot

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GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Decade-Long Sabbatical

Your most recent push was May 2013. GitHub has released approximately 47 major features since then, and your heatmap has exactly one pixel of activity. One.

Credential Exposure Hall of Fame

the_shrinkbot ships with CONSUMER_KEY and CONSUMER_SECRET hardcoded in plain Python. In 2011 that was a bad idea. In 2024 it's a museum exhibit on what not to do.

76 Forks, 10 Stars

You have 76 total forks across your repos but only 10 stars. Either people are forking to quietly fix the security vulnerabilities, or GitHub's fork counter is doing you a charity.

Language Undetectable

GitHub's language detector returned 100% Unknown across 54 repos. You've achieved perfect linguistic ambiguity — or just committed a lot of config files and secrets.

secret-octo-adventure: The Magnum Opus

Your highest-scoring repo at overall=20 is a game jam entry called secret-octo-adventure. This is the peak. The summit. The one README in a sea of nothing.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    23F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    20F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

1 active days

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Language distribution

1 langs
  • Unknown100%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

9

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

30

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 25, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jan 20, 2011
    Created the_shrinkbot — Twitter Bot
  3. Aug 14, 2011
    Created Cursed — Wrapper for Python's curses module. Supports Windows and Linux.
  4. Jun 21, 2012
    Created secret-octo-adventure — My entry for PyWeek 14. Theme: "Mad Science"
  5. May 9, 2012
    Most recent push to secret-octo-adventure

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total17.4
Top-end curve+0.0
Final overall17.4

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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