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timothycarambat

Timothy Carambat

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

91% HTML Guy

Your language breakdown is 91% HTML. You're not a developer, you're a markup sculptor. The 3% JavaScript is just jQuery yelling at a barcode scanner from 2016.

staleRepoRatio: 1.0

Every single one of your 53 public repos has been untouched for over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less of a portfolio and more of a digital graveyard with a decent README on one grave.

3-Day Passion Project

LicenseParser was born and died in 72 hours. You left behind two nearly-identical files (parser.js and parser-old.js) and zero documentation — the software equivalent of a crime scene.

276 PRs, 0 Visible Output

You filed 276 PRs this year but none of it shows up in public repos. Either AnythingLLM is swallowing all your work in a private org, or you're the world's most prolific reviewer of your own drafts.

Senate Stock Watcher: The One That Got Away

99 stars, real production use, structured data schema — and then you just... stopped in March 2021. The senators kept trading, you stopped watching. Democracy deserved better.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    65C
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    50D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    42D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    45D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    30F
  • Community
    10% weight
    55D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

243 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • HTML91%
  • CSS4%
  • JavaScript3%
  • PHP1%
  • Python0%
  • Solidity0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

32

Commits

last 12 months

846

Followers

936

Joined GitHub

Jan 2016

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jan 23, 2016
    Joined GitHub
  2. Aug 4, 2016
    Created LicenseParser — Using an FC75 HID-compliant Scanner this will scan a 2D barcode on a drivers license or ID and read out and parse the data. Using only JavaScript with no serial port commands or in
  3. Jan 25, 2019
    Created reddit_migrate — Take all the subscriptions from One (origin) Reddit account to another Reddit Account
  4. Apr 19, 2020
    Created senate-stock-watcher-data — Data repository of JSON files that are filed by US Senators on efdsearch.senate.gov where they must report their stock trades. This is the same data as on senatestockwatcher.com
  5. Dec 8, 2022
    Most recent push to reddit_migrate

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total49.9
Top-end curve+2.6
Final overall52.5

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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