01 · Roasts
91% HTML Guy
Your language breakdown is 91% HTML. You're not a developer, you're a markup sculptor. The 3% JavaScript is just jQuery yelling at a barcode scanner from 2016.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0
Every single one of your 53 public repos has been untouched for over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less of a portfolio and more of a digital graveyard with a decent README on one grave.
3-Day Passion Project
LicenseParser was born and died in 72 hours. You left behind two nearly-identical files (parser.js and parser-old.js) and zero documentation — the software equivalent of a crime scene.
276 PRs, 0 Visible Output
You filed 276 PRs this year but none of it shows up in public repos. Either AnythingLLM is swallowing all your work in a private org, or you're the world's most prolific reviewer of your own drafts.
Senate Stock Watcher: The One That Got Away
99 stars, real production use, structured data schema — and then you just... stopped in March 2021. The senators kept trading, you stopped watching. Democracy deserved better.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight65C
- Consistency20% weight50D
- Quality20% weight42D
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
243 active days
Language distribution
- HTML91%
- CSS4%
- JavaScript3%
- PHP1%
- Python0%
- Solidity0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
32
Commits
last 12 months
846
Followers
936
Joined GitHub
Jan 2016
05 · Top repos
timothycarambat /
senate-stock-watcher-data
Public data repository of US Senate stock transactions extracted from official disclosures, structured as daily JSON/YAML files with aggregated views. 99 stars, documented format, but untyped, no tests/CI, last updated March 2021.
timothycarambat /
reddit_migrate
Simple Reddit account migration utility with straightforward API integration. No tests, CI, or type hints; minimal structure but functional README with clear setup instructions.
timothycarambat /
LicenseParser
Lightweight driver's license barcode parser in vanilla JavaScript using jQuery. No documentation, tests, CI, license, or type safety. Single-week burst project from 2016 with limited scope and 4 recent commits. Intended for FC75 HID scanner integration.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 23, 2016Joined GitHub
- Aug 4, 2016Created LicenseParser — Using an FC75 HID-compliant Scanner this will scan a 2D barcode on a drivers license or ID and read out and parse the data. Using only JavaScript with no serial port commands or in
- Jan 25, 2019Created reddit_migrate — Take all the subscriptions from One (origin) Reddit account to another Reddit Account
- Apr 19, 2020Created senate-stock-watcher-data — Data repository of JSON files that are filed by US Senators on efdsearch.senate.gov where they must report their stock trades. This is the same data as on senatestockwatcher.com
- Dec 8, 2022Most recent push to reddit_migrate
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.