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tintin10q

tintin10q

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

87% JavaScript but a PL PhD?

Your bio screams compilers and Haskell, but 87% of your public code is JavaScript. The Haskell rounds to 0% in the language breakdown. Your day job and your GitHub are strangers.

63% of repos are graveyards

With 95 public repos and a stale ratio of 0.63, nearly two-thirds are dead weight. That's not a portfolio — that's a museum of abandoned ideas. At least charge admission.

65 commits in a year — from a PhD researcher

You committed to 95 repos but only 65 times in the last year. That's less than one commit per repo. The heatmap has more white space than a first-year thesis draft.

Zero tests across all scored repos

minecraft-logs-analyzer, headless-henk, levend-stratego — HAS_TESTS=no across the board. You study programming languages professionally, yet none of your programs test themselves. Irony: achieved.

Shipped a bot for a 5-day art event

headless-henk was created and last pushed within a 5-day window to automate pixel placement for PlaceNL 2023. Impressive hustle for a one-time event, but the repo has been frozen in amber ever since.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    55D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    49D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    60C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

89 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • JavaScript87%
  • Jupyter Notebook8%
  • Python2%
  • CSS1%
  • TypeScript0%
  • Haskell0%
  • Other2%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

67

Commits

last 12 months

65

Followers

33

Joined GitHub

Nov 2016

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Nov 26, 2016
    Joined GitHub
  2. Dec 25, 2018
    Created minecraft-logs-analyzer — A tool to analyze chat logs generated by Minecraft
  3. Jul 20, 2023
    Created headless-henk — A headless place nl client
  4. Jun 3, 2026
    Created levend-stratego
  5. Jul 1, 2026
    Most recent push to levend-stratego

07 · Compare

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tintin10q · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total53.0
Top-end curve+3.4
Final overall56.4

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
tintin10q · 56.4/100 — Rate My GitHub