01 · Roasts
The Fossil Collector
Two of your three repos haven't been touched since 2011 and 2012. accordion-scala is old enough to have a bar mitzvah next year. At least it has 7 stars — more than you've earned in the 14 years since.
README? More Like READ-ME-Nothing
Your most 'documented' repo (dotfiles) has a README that says exactly two words: 'Dot Files'. httpserver manages a single sentence. accordion-scala gave up entirely. Bold strategy across the board.
42 Commits, 18 Years
You joined GitHub in 2008 — over 18 years ago — and generated 42 commits in the past year, almost all of them tweaking your fish shell config. That's 2.3 commits per month to tell your terminal what color to be.
Solo Act Since Birth
soloPct: 100. Zero PRs, zero issues, zero collaborators — ever. Not one external contribution in the past year. GitHub for Tom is a personal diary that nobody reads and Tom barely writes in.
96% Java, 0% Tests
Your profile is 96% Java and has zero tests across every single repo. You've written Java since at least 2012 and have never once written a test case. The JUnit docs must be blocked on your network.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight28F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
24 active days
Language distribution
- Java96%
- Lua3%
- Scala1%
- Shell1%
- JavaScript0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
42
Followers
61
Joined GitHub
Feb 2008
05 · Top repos
tom /
dotfiles
Personal dotfiles repo with minimal documentation and no tests. Contains config files for nvim, fish, helix, starship, ghostty, and zellij with basic setup. 68 KB repo updated recently but lacks project scope or reusable components.
tom /
httpserver
Minimal Java port of JDK7 HTTP server fixing selector leak. 192 KB codebase, 1 star, 6 recent commits. No tests, CI, or meaningful docs beyond one-line README. Single-week effort with narrow scope.
tom /
accordion-scala
Scala library for Concordion testing framework, abandoned since 2011. Very limited scope (few classes), no README/docs, no modern build setup, minimal adoption (7 stars).
06 · Timeline
- Feb 24, 2008Joined GitHub
- Feb 23, 2011Created accordion-scala — Commands allowing scala in concordion
- Jul 3, 2012Created httpserver — an implementation of suns httpserver that doesn't leak selectors
- Aug 24, 2025Created dotfiles — Dot Files
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to dotfiles
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.