01 · Roasts
325 PRs, 3 Commits
You opened 325 pull requests this year on other people's repos but made exactly 3 commits to your own. You are a prolific tenant and an absentee landlord.
85% Graveyard
85% of your 145 repos haven't seen a push in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's a digital cemetery with a 'work in progress' sign rusting at the gate.
One-Day Wonder
bare-ips was created and last pushed on the same UTC timestamp: 2026-08-05. You shipped, documented, tested, and immediately abandoned it — all in one heroic sitting.
CV Is Not Code
Your most active repo by recent-commit count is tony-go — a 31 KB Markdown file of your own biography. Listing your accomplishments is not an accomplishment.
141 Stars Across 145 Repos
That's less than one star per repo on average. snixpc heroically hoists 50 of them on its own. The other 144 repos are collectively carrying 91 stars — or about 0.63 stars of validation each.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight65C
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
190 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript50%
- C10%
- C++9%
- Swift8%
- CSS5%
- TypeScript4%
- Other14%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
66
Commits
last 12 months
3
Followers
225
Joined GitHub
Oct 2016
05 · Top repos
tony-go /
bare-ips
A specialized macOS crash-triage tool for Bare native addons; well-structured, typed, documented, with tests and CI, but nascent with 0 stars and single-day creation.
tony-go /
snixpc
Specialized LLDB plugin for intercepting XPC messages on macOS. Functional debugging tool with documented features, but early-stage (under development), limited adoption (50 stars), minimal test coverage, and architectural constraints acknowledged in README.
tony-go /
tony-go
This repository is a personal profile/resume in Markdown format (31 KB) with no code artifacts, no tests, no CI, and no actual software projects. It lists the author's work history and references external projects. Created in 2021 with minimal commit activity (22 of last 30 days is the flag, but no executable deliverab
06 · Timeline
- Oct 13, 2016Joined GitHub
- Apr 27, 2021Created tony-go — Profile description
- Jun 21, 2024Created snixpc — XPC sniffer using LLDB
- Aug 5, 2026Created bare-ips
- Aug 5, 2026Most recent push to bare-ips
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.