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topherh

Chris Heiland

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

One Commit Year

Your entire 2024–2025 contribution heatmap is a single green pixel. 364 days of pure white space. GitHub's 'Your contributions' section is basically just a loading spinner that never resolves.

Google Maps v2 Called

UW-Maps-v2 uses the Google Maps v2 API — an API that was deprecated in 2010 and fully shut down in 2013. Your code was a museum exhibit before the repo was even cold.

Portfolio Site, No Portfolio

topherh.github.io advertises consulting services but contains no projects, no case studies, and no README. It's a storefront with empty shelves and a 'Back in 5 minutes' sign that's been up since 2020.

16-Year GitHub Veteran

Joined GitHub in April 2009 — that's 16 years — and accumulated a grand total of 1 star across 8 repos. That's roughly 0.0625 stars per year of membership. Statistically indistinguishable from zero.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    22F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

1 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • JavaScript41%
  • HTML20%
  • CSS18%
  • PHP13%
  • Shell6%
  • Vim Script2%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

3

Commits

last 12 months

1

Followers

20

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 8, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jul 20, 2011
    Created Homestash — dotfiles for customization of the workstation experience
  3. Jan 8, 2020
    Created topherh.github.io
  4. Apr 27, 2020
    Created UW-Maps-v2
  5. Dec 5, 2025
    Most recent push to topherh.github.io

07 · Compare

github.com/
topherh · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total34.6
Top-end curve+0.5
Final overall35.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
topherh · 35.1/100 — Rate My GitHub