01 · Roasts
98% C, Zero Apologies
Your langPcts are 98% C and 1% Assembly. In 2026. Rust is literally in your repo list at 0%. You added it just to taunt people at kernel mailing list flamewars.
311k Followers, Follows Nobody
311,113 people follow you. You follow 0. Not even your own guitar pedal's GitHub Actions bot. This isn't mystique — it's just GitHub narcissism with a 30-year alibi.
0 PRs Submitted All Year
You wrote 3,213 commits in a year and filed exactly 0 pull requests. You've built the entire collaborative software model and refuse to use it. The mailing list called — it wants to know if you're okay.
Weekend Warrior, Kernel Weekday
ScrollWheel has roughly 4 commits made in a single day. Even Linus Torvalds ships weekend throwaway projects — the difference is his throwaway projects get 953 stars.
Guitar Pedal > Operating System (on GitHub)
GuitarPedal has CI. Linux does not. The kernel running 96% of the world's servers has less GitHub Actions automation than your hobby audio DSP firmware. This is either genius or a cry for help.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight100S
- Consistency20% weight90S
- Quality20% weight92S
- Depth15% weight95S
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight90S
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
350 active days
Language distribution
- C98%
- Assembly1%
- Rust0%
- Shell0%
- Python0%
- Makefile0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
3,213
Followers
311,113
Joined GitHub
Sep 2011
05 · Top repos
torvalds /
linux
Linux kernel: 238k+ stars, 30+ years of sustained development, ecosystem-defining operating system core with rigorous governance, comprehensive documentation (Documentation/ tree), and global community-driven maintenance across thousands of subsystems.
torvalds /
GuitarPedal
Linus Torvalds' resurrected guitar pedal project: embedded audio DSP firmware with KiCad hardware design, modular architecture, 2k+ stars, polished RP2350+TAC5112 codec implementation with real-time effect processing, MIDI control, and CI/CD pipeline.
torvalds /
AudioNoise
Audio DSP effects library with IIR filters and delay-based guitar pedal effects, featuring biquad implementations, phaser/flanger/echo/compressor effects, and a Python visualizer. Well-structured headers, working tests, but minimal CI/documentation.
torvalds /
ScrollWheel
Minimal RP2350 embedded project combining magnetic sensor + HID (keyboard/mouse/volume) via TinyUSB. Clean C with PIO programs, but experimental hardware toy with ~4 commits in single day.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 3, 2011Joined GitHub
- Sep 4, 2011Created linux — Linux kernel source tree
- Sep 17, 2025Created GuitarPedal — Linus learns analog circuits
- Jan 9, 2026Created AudioNoise — Random digital audio effects
- Jun 2, 2026Created ScrollWheel — Minimalist RP2350 magnetic sensor scroll wheel toy project
- Jul 9, 2026Most recent push to linux
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.