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torvalds

Linus Torvalds

S

Mass-producing humans

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

98% C, Zero Apologies

Your langPcts are 98% C and 1% Assembly. In 2026. Rust is literally in your repo list at 0%. You added it just to taunt people at kernel mailing list flamewars.

311k Followers, Follows Nobody

311,113 people follow you. You follow 0. Not even your own guitar pedal's GitHub Actions bot. This isn't mystique — it's just GitHub narcissism with a 30-year alibi.

0 PRs Submitted All Year

You wrote 3,213 commits in a year and filed exactly 0 pull requests. You've built the entire collaborative software model and refuse to use it. The mailing list called — it wants to know if you're okay.

Weekend Warrior, Kernel Weekday

ScrollWheel has roughly 4 commits made in a single day. Even Linus Torvalds ships weekend throwaway projects — the difference is his throwaway projects get 953 stars.

Guitar Pedal > Operating System (on GitHub)

GuitarPedal has CI. Linux does not. The kernel running 96% of the world's servers has less GitHub Actions automation than your hobby audio DSP firmware. This is either genius or a cry for help.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    100S
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    90S
  • Quality
    20% weight
    92S
  • Depth
    15% weight
    95S
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    40D
  • Community
    10% weight
    90S

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

350 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • C98%
  • Assembly1%
  • Rust0%
  • Shell0%
  • Python0%
  • Makefile0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

9

Commits

last 12 months

3,213

Followers

311,113

Joined GitHub

Sep 2011

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Sep 3, 2011
    Joined GitHub
  2. Sep 4, 2011
    Created linux — Linux kernel source tree
  3. Sep 17, 2025
    Created GuitarPedal — Linus learns analog circuits
  4. Jan 9, 2026
    Created AudioNoise — Random digital audio effects
  5. Jun 2, 2026
    Created ScrollWheel — Minimalist RP2350 magnetic sensor scroll wheel toy project
  6. Jul 9, 2026
    Most recent push to linux

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total88.7
Top-end curve+4.4
Final overall93.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
torvalds · 93.1/100 — Rate My GitHub