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torvalds

Linus Torvalds

S

Mass-producing humans

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The One-Language Man

98% C. You invented Git and still can't be bothered to write a Python script. Even your audio effects library is in C. Assembly gets 1% just to flex.

301k Followers, 0 Following

You follow literally nobody on GitHub. Not even yourself. This is either peak enlightenment or the most antisocial profile mathematically possible.

11 Public Repos for the Father of Linux

The man who maintains the kernel powering 97% of the world's servers has 11 public repos. One of them is a 1980s text editor he refuses to let die.

0 PRs, 0 Issues — Ghost Mode Activated

totalPRsYear = 0, totalIssuesYear = 0. You commit 3,069 times a year but GitHub's social features might as well not exist. The mailing list called, it wants its king back.

uemacs: A Love Story

2,014 stars for a personal fork of a 40-year-old editor with no license, no tests, and no CI. The only thing older than the codebase is the reason you're still using it.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    100S
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    95S
  • Quality
    20% weight
    93S
  • Depth
    15% weight
    95S
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    90S

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

349 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • C98%
  • Assembly1%
  • Shell0%
  • Rust0%
  • Python0%
  • Makefile0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

8

Commits

last 12 months

3,069

Followers

301,099

Joined GitHub

Sep 2011

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Sep 3, 2011
    Joined GitHub
  2. Sep 4, 2011
    Created linux — Linux kernel source tree
  3. Jan 17, 2018
    Created uemacs — Random version of microemacs with my private modificatons
  4. Jan 9, 2026
    Created AudioNoise — Random digital audio effects
  5. May 5, 2026
    Most recent push to linux

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total88.3
Top-end curve+4.5
Final overall92.8

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
torvalds · 92.8/100 — Rate My GitHub