01 · Roasts
README.md: 'Bob'
NTK's entire README is the word 'Bob'. Not 'Bob — a tool for X'. Just... Bob. This is not documentation, this is a hostage note with no ransom demand.
ClaudeTest: 0 KB of ambition
ClaudeTest is a 0 KB repo with a 2-line README that says 'Save Space'. You pushed an empty folder to GitHub and called it a day. The cloud does not need your vibes.
The Great Commit Desert
Your heatmap has a 35-week dead zone in the middle — weeks 8 through 40 are essentially barren tundra. You vanished from GitHub for most of the year, then came back in a flurry. Consistency is not a concept you two have met.
43 PRs, 4 Followers
You've opened 43 pull requests this year but accumulated only 4 followers. Either you're contributing to projects in total silence or everyone politely ignores your PRs. Either way, the ratio is haunting.
100% Solo, 0% Tests
soloPct = 100% and not a single repo has tests. You are a lone wolf who also never double-checks anything. ETH has 37 MB of MATLAB coursework with no test suite — even academics write unit tests.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight56D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight58D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
69 active days
Language distribution
- HTML65%
- Jupyter Notebook32%
- Python3%
- Julia0%
- MATLAB0%
- JavaScript0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
280
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Feb 2023
05 · Top repos
tristanth03 /
TBMRS
Movie recommendation system with typed Python backend (recommender.py, api_wrapper__v00.py), Firebase Firestore integration, and HTML/JS frontend. Minimal GitHub presence (0 stars, <30 days old) but ships structured codebase with incomplete docs and no tests.
tristanth03 /
math_slime
A 2-day-old math education game for kids with clean HTML5 canvas engine, pre-generated problem pools via Python, Firebase auth/leaderboard, and thoughtful design docs. Single-developer personal project shipping on GitHub Pages.
tristanth03 /
MIP
Static site for searchable HTML report archival with Python build automation and GitHub Pages CI. Minimal scope, recent creation (2 days old), but well-structured tooling and consistent theme system.
tristanth03 /
UNC
Notebook-to-HTML converter (v0.3/v0.4) with math support, theme system, and Jupyter introspection. Typed Python, clean architecture, functional but minimal documentation; <2 weeks active development.
tristanth03 /
ETH
Educational coursework repository collecting ETH student projects (MATLAB statistical analysis, Python ML/finance, R notebooks) across multiple quantitative programs. Lacks documentation, structure, versioning discipline, and real production intent.
tristanth03 /
NA-SkiResort-SnowyCities
Early-stage hobby project with minimal output (0 stars, 7 commits in 1 day). Has documentation files and MIT license, but no functional code sampled and no tests/CI. Untyped language with very recent creation (April 2026).
tristanth03 /
Project-MC-Blue
Early-stage Minecraft mod logger written in Java for capturing player telemetry (position, inventory, visible blocks/mobs). Basic Fabric mod structure with gradle CI but lacks README, tests, documentation, and has incomplete source files.
tristanth03 /
ClaudeTest
Empty scaffold with minimal README ("Save Space"); 0 KB, single commit, no code files, no tests, CI, or license. Appears to be a placeholder/experiment.
tristanth03 /
NTK
Minimal one-day-old repo with only a README containing "Bob", no source files visible, no tests/CI/license, and unknown language. Appears to be an empty scaffold or placeholder.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 13, 2023Joined GitHub
- Oct 1, 2025Created ETH — All projects at MSQF
- Feb 9, 2026Created NTK
- Feb 10, 2026Created Project-MC-Blue
- Mar 11, 2026Created ClaudeTest — Save Space
- Mar 22, 2026Created TBMRS — The Best Movie Recommendation System
- Apr 3, 2026Created UNC
- Apr 3, 2026Created MIP
- Apr 4, 2026Created math_slime
- Apr 9, 2026Created NA-SkiResort-SnowyCities
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to ETH
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.